Qazvinie shab avalArosish be zaneshMige azizam emshabTa mitoni saghfoNegah kon!Akhe az fardashabBayad golhay farshoBeshmari

 

 

Ghalat ast anke guyand bedel rahast del ra, dele man ze ghose khun shod dele to khabar nadarad

 

 

be ye torke migan: ina ke shabe aroosi boogh boogh mikonan maneesh chiye? mige: ye dokhtare nemidad , didid dad ... didid dad

 

shebahate havij va minijup: hardo cheshmha ro taghviyat mikone

 

 

bokhor hamasho bokhor age baghie nemikhoran to bokhor tokhmasham bokhor abesham bokhor akhe midoni to in fasl hendoone kame

 

kodomesho tarjih midi ?ye adam ke kiret kone ? ya ye kir ke adamet kone

 

 

Kasi ke baraye shorbe khamr mojazat mishod goft?

 

Be jaye mani ke ba sar bolandi mashrob khordam bayad kasi ke ba sarafkandegi mavad masraf mikone mojazat kard

 

 

Be torke migan midooni "gf " yani chi ?

 

Mige : fekr konam mokhafafe goje farangi baashe

 

Yaroo to jebhe khompaare mikhore az kamar be paaeinesh ro ghat mikonan.

 

Behesh migan : che ehsaasi dari ?

 

Mige : ehsaas mikonam taa koon to beheshtam

 

 

Age 3 ta rad rooye barfa didi

 

Bedoun ke 1 arabe ounja eski mikarde

 

Nagoo .. Nagoo

 

Bare geraan budimo raftim

 

Nagoo .. Nagoo

 

Namehrabaan budimo raftim

 

Nagoo,

 

inhaa dalile mohkami nist

 

begoo baa digaraan budimo raftim

 

torke savare Samand mishe, khanoome mige: "darbe khodro baz ast", torke mige "khodet koja ghayem shodi jigarrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

in setararo * berfest baraye doostat . hata be man age 3 tash behet bargarde yeki az arezoohat emshab bar avarde mishe. HAPPY BEST FRIENDS WEEK

 

migi asheghe baroni vali vaghti baron miyad chatr migiri.... ..migi asheghge parandehaee vali onaro mindazi to ghafas.... migi asheghe golhaee vali ona ro az shakhe mikani... entezar dari natarsam vaghti migi asheghami

 

 

Midoni farghe Hadese va Faje-e chiye

 

Vaghti madarzan to darya ghargh beshe in yek Hadese ast. Amma agar kasi ono az darya nejat bede onvaght Faje-e ast

 

 

AFTABEH in other languages

 

Italian: coonino pakinoo

 

French: coonasion shorasion

 

Indian: coonahe shorahe

 

Spanish: e-la-coonte la-shore

 

Japanese: shorashi conashi

 

Boy : mitunam narmafzareto lams konam? girl : aval sakhtafzareto neshun bede. boy : bayad ruye systemet nasbesh konam girl : aval anti virus bezar rush,bad nasbesh kon

 

 

tiiiiiiish........tiiiiiiish.....di di did idn din din din......di di d din din din.....diiiii did din din din.....di di di din din din...di di (ha natonesti bekhoni?....ahange football list ha bood dige

 

azizammmmm, donya dige mese to nadare,,nadare nemitoone biare....choon nasle dainasora mongharez shode

 

 

be rshtiye migan rahaye jelogiri az hamelegi chiye, mige: bastane daro panjereha

 

 

be torke migan chi shod ke shoma tork shodin mige valla avalesh man tork nabodam to0 bimarestan ba bache Tork avaz shodam

 

 

vaghti baran mibarad hame chiz ziba mishavad. golha,derakhtan,... hame chiz.

 

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migama... to ham boro zire barun shayad ye faraji shod

 

be Torke migan : age ab nabood chi mishod ? ye zarre fekr mikone ! ! mige : khob oonvaght ma shena yad nemigerftim va dar natije ghargh mishodim

 

 

Emam jome rasht : masaleye haste'ee masale namoosi nist ke rahat beshe az kenaresh gozasht

 

 

Lahazate shadi khoda ra setayesh kon. Lahazate sakhti khoda ra jostojoo kon. Lahazate aramesh khoda ra monajat kon. Lahazate dardavar be khoda etemad kon. Va dar tamame lahazat khoda ra shokr kon. In peigham ra baraye haft nafar be joz man va khodet beferest, farda mojezei baraye to etefagh khahad oftad

 

Ey ke kunat hamcho beyti az ghazal , man peye kune to hastam az azal, ey navaye kune to chon saze ney, daghe kunat man bebinam ta bekey

 

 

Roozetaan ra ba Goozetaan aaghaaz konid !!!( Conserve Loobiyaye Tabarrok

 

 

Be torke migan farghe "zanjir" ba "anjir" chie?!Mige, Vala shansiea, yeki shans darea ZAN jiresh miad, yeki mesle ma AN jiresh miad

 

Yade jang bekheir Bacheha ba ROYA mikhabidan ba SEPIDE az khab bidar mishodan ba SAHAR amaliyat mikardan HAJI miraft ro MINA man am SIMA ro lokht mikardam

un chiye ke az laye pestan rad mishe be run malide mishe bad mire too sorakh

 

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nemidooni

 

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:na , ay bi adab baz fekre bad kardi? un kamarbande imeniye

 

Jashnvaareye Filme RASHT: 1- Taa haalaa Baabaato didi ? 2- 2Pedar zire yek saghf  3- Man Hasan 15 pedar daaram  4- Dishab Maamaanet khune maa bood, Aidaa

 

Vaghti changiz khan be iran hamle kard dar sokhanranish goft: ching gohching SMS lopching.yani: goh tu lope kasike SMSe jadid dashte bashe o wase ma nafreste

doste rashtie mibinatesh behesh mige bad bakht shodi

dishab khanoomet toro tooye jen..khone dide

 

Az ye ghazvini miporsan sefidtarin koni ke didi male ki bod ? Goft : male Adam barfi

 

midooni ghazvin chetor sham midan!!! .....sandali mizaran vali sofraro rooie zamin pahn mikonand

 

SHAB ZAFAF BE ZABANHAYE MOKHTALEF1-ITALY: KOSINO JERINO 2-JAPAN: KOSEMISHI PAREMISHI 3-ARABIC: ALFARAJO VALKOS ALJERO VAJER 4-INDIAN: KOSAHE JERAHE

 

 

333POHSNOOH6VPi 3SOH6 ZVNVW 3I3Pi 3IVHdVM !qi 3IVHdVM !qmibinam ke kheili dari be khodet feshra mizari zoor nazan !! mobileto bargardoon

 

Mennat ?IR raa ! ke ?OS kardanash mojeb e lezat ast o be KOON andarashmazid e shahvatharke daaradash, dar pey e kardan ast o harke nadaaraddar pey e daadan

 

Khodaya ,

 

Be man rafighi bedeh ke ba man geryeh konad ,

 

dosti ke ba man bekhandad ra khodam peyda khaaham kard

 

Be motade migan namaz bekhon mige : besme rahim ghoflo dad be ahad, ahad dad be samad lam dad invar lam dad onvar velam kon baba ahad kofresh daromad

 

Police torkaro ba dokhtar migire mige sighas ya aghdiye torke mige : Na,    jendas! naghdiye

 

Police rahe Ardebil elam kard: ranandegani ke zanjir nadaran, sine bezanan

Lore ba torke davashon mishe torke mire balay derakht lore mige kharkosdeh bia paen ta man nanato begam torke mige dorog migi mikhay bezani

 

dadash ma chamane zire patim !! ................. khar nashi maro bokhori

 

 

esme man andishe , vaghti ?iram pa mishe , mibaramat to bishe , hichi halim nemishe , mi?onamet ta rishe , dad bezani nemishe

 

be salamatiye DIVAR ! chun ke har mard o namardi behesh tekye mikone. be salamatiye KALAGH ! na baraye siahish, baraye 1 rangish. be salamatiye KERME KHAKI ! na baraye kerm budanesh, baraye khaki budanesh. be salamatiye GAV ! chun hich vaght nemige 'MAN' ,balke hamishe mige 'MA' ! va be salamatiye ma ke dust dashtan yademun narafte

 

 

Age khubi badi az ma didi, halal kon man farda bayad beram bimarestan baraye jarahie dariche ghalb. Akhe mikham ye dariche bezaram ke faghat beroye to baz she

 

Age mayel be koon dadan hastid noghteha raa donbal konid

 

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didi koonet mikhaare .

 

age mardoonegi morede, age refaghat ha rang bakhte, age eshgh dige mana nadare, age donya por az namardie, age aramesh nist, khob be to che ,to smseto bekhoon

 

 

Ye moaleme ghazvini be shagerdesh mige

 

To emsal chetori mikhay ghabool beshi .na dars mikhooni na khone miay

 

Az torke miporsan gheble kodoom vare ? mige : adres chi dadan

 

 

Davaye darde ehghe man to boodi

nemidanestam ke tarikhat gozashte

 

 

Omidvaram dar amigh tarin lahazaate khabet , ehsaas koni ke jish dari

 

 

Lahazate shadi khoda ra setayesh kon. Lahazate sakhti khoda ra jostojoo kon. Lahazate aramesh khoda ra monajat kon. Lahazate dardavar be khoda etemad kon. Va dar tamame lahazat khoda ra shokr kon.

 

1choob kebrite saresh o mikharone,atish migire

 

 

ye kare khoob barat payda kardam to sherkate tabarok ke beri dare har khooneh 1 rob beheshoon bedi

 

 

1Gazvinio tu jahanam mindazan pishe ejdehaye 2sar.bade modati ejdehae farar mikarde,azash miporsam chera?mige baba in mano divune karde.hey mige unyeki kunet ku

 

adama too donya 2 daste hastan ya koni ya sigary,ama jedan che khob shod to sigary nashodi

 

 

Be torke migan safar haj chetor bod...Mige kheili sang khord to saro soratam vali akhareshBosidamesh

 

 

Zarbolmasalhaye ghazvin:  1.ba ye kun bahar nemishe   2.har kuni ye buei dare   3.kun dade az kire siaho sefid mitarse   4.kune naghd beh az kose nesie   5.ba kun kun kardan kamar adam khali nemishe    6.kun dade ra tadbir nist   7.hich kunei nemige kune man gohie   8.kun bara dadane ridan bahunas

 

shoare 22 bahman dar ostane ghazvin : CARICATORISTE DANMARKI HAGHE MOSALAME MAST

 

 

Arezoo Mikonam Ke Mesle Sange Tooalet Betooni Tahe Dele Mardomo Bebini (!) , Sedaye Dele Mardomo Beshnavi (!) Va Be Deleshoon Aramesh Bedi Jigar

 

Salam...Har Chi Zang Mizanam Mobilet Dar Dastras Nist... Age Telefone Sabet Dame Dastet Hast Hamin Alan Foran Bokon Tooye Cheshat

 

 

Ye Zane Hamele Bood Too Shikamesh 2 Gholooohash Dashtan Baham Bazi Mikardan Ye Dafe Yekishoon Dad Mizane Boro Kenar BABA Oomad

 

 

yeh torkeh dashteh seft vozoo migerefteh, yeki behesh migeh chera injoori vozoo migiri?migeh mikham bebinam kodoom goooz batelesh mikoneh

 

Ye Sarhang mire padeghan

Mibine hame bedune short rah miran

miporse :inja che khabare

Migan Ye sarbaz e Ghazvini farar karde

!!!vasash tale gozashtim

 

 

midoni kalameye love yani chi

 

L:layeghe dost dashtan bodan

 

O: omidvar bodan be ayande

 

V: vafadar bodan

 

E: enerjie hasteie haghe mosalame mast

 

dar peye elame mokarare enerjiye haste-ee haghe mosalame mast, Agahan ghimate jadid ra be sharhe zir elam kardand: ENERGIYE HASTE-EE , 200 TOMAN BASTE-EE

 

 

aya midanid maniye kalameye EHHMM ke karborde ziadi dar W.C. dareh, chist? E = energye , H = haste-ee , H = haghe , M = mosalame , M = mast

 

 

torke asire adam khora mishe.mindazanesh too dig bahash ash dorost konan, mizane zire khande, migan to dari mimiri chera mikhandi? mige shashidam tu ashetun

 

 

doaye hengame talagh:ya rab in delbare shirin ke sepordi be manash bas ke goh bud sepordam be nanash

 

rashtie nesfe shab masto patil mirese dar khoone kilido dar miare va har kari mikone ke kilido too soorakhe kili bokone nemitune az saro seda , zanesh mifahme az oon bala mige : abbas agha kilid nadari , kilid bendazam paeen , javab mide : kilid daram soorakho bendaz paeen !

 

 

Torke mire kelase raghs mizane , varshekast mishe Azash miporsan chera varshekast shodi ? Mige harchi daravordam dadam shabash

 

fuck you miduni yani che?F=> yani Fadat sham  U => yani you are my love   C => yani chakeretam    K => yani kir tu koone zood bavaret

 

Ghazviniye ye koon mizare poshte vitrin , gheymat mizane 2 milion toman,migan chera inghadr geroon? mige: male ye khanoom doctor boode faghat bahash migoozideh

 

 

az ye torke basiji miporsan tarafdare kodom timi? mige ghorbone jaddesh beram, A SED Milan

 

shabe 4shanbe ast , baraye ghafelgir kardane amvat salavat

 

 

age yeki barat sms kiri ferestad, baraye javab dadan ajale nakon,beshin rush fek kon

 

 

boro paein!

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hala boro bala (varzeshe smsi)

 

salam.shab bekheir. sharmande kare vajeb pish umade mozahem shodam.kasi ro ashna nadarid parvandeye irano az shoraye amniyat dar biarim?

 

 

Dishab khab didam nokare man agha sharif ba nokare shoma agha mobarak gom shodan raftam to anbari didam kire sharife ma rafte to kone mobaraketon

 

 

navare ghalbe normal : _'-._/l_'-./l_'-._/l

navare ghalbe man vaghti to baram sms mizani : _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l

hala bebin age sms nazani chi mishe :

 

midooni be dokhtare khoshkeli ke lebas khab poshideh chi migan?

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nemidooni??

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:age gofti!

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:migan: shab bekheir!

 

midoni chejori ye kuni ro sare kar mizaran ? age nemidoni paino bekhoon.

 

 

midooni chetori ye koni ro sare kar mizaran? age nemidoni bala ro bekhoon

 

 

too diary ke gol ashegh mishe, tooti harf mizane, olagh avaaz mikhoone, mahi gerye mikone,che eshkali dare ke meymoon sms bekhoone

 

agar mano to do barg bodim hengame khazan zodtar az to mishekastam va mioftadam ta zamani ke to miofti dar aghoshat gira

 

 

konje labet boseye chon ghand gereftam…..az shirinie

 

on maraze ghand gereftam

 

 

doost dokhtare torke vasash off mizare shab biya khonam mikham macahet konam ...... toorke khoshesh miyad send to all mikone

 

Ye Karikatorist KAN Ro Bedoone Soorakh Mikeshe Dar QAZVIN ( ) Be 3 Jorm Dastgiresh Mikonan

Tashvishe Az'ane Omoomi

Nashre Akazib

 

Tohin Be Moghaddasat

 

Be Naghl Az Yek Qazvini

Too Ketab Khoondam SIGAR Bade Dige Nakeshidam

Too Ketab Khoondam MASHROOB Bade Dige Nakhordam

Tooo Ketab Khoondam KAN Bade Dige KETAB Nakhoondam

 

 

zantia 82 rang meshki be

shomareye 75n427

tehran 14

bedoone rang shodegi ba 4 halghe lastike pahn,

system sotiye kamel, ring sport

va 10 mah bimeye kamel

tu kooonet

 

akharin fatvaie marjae taghlid dar ghom sader shod:ehtiate vajeb an ast ke mosafer namaz ra dar ghazvin neshaste bekhanad

 

 

adade 1 ro be shomareye 200011 ersal kon va natijeye jalebesho bebin

 

ye torkeo arabe baham dava mikardan, yeho torke mizane zire khande mige:man be in foshe khahar madar midam in vase man ghran mikhoone

 

 

raeise sazemane enteghale koone ghazvin dar jalasye matbooati elam kard dar sale ۸۵ banke kone ba zarfiate 10000koon rah andazi mishavad

 

( edameye khabar dar sms 2)

 

 

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sepas vey dar pasokh be in soal ke in hame koon az koja miarid goft:in kooni ke dare in sms ra mikhanad baghiaro khabar mikone

 

 

 

 

 

ey yare man ey pire man beshin be roye

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sandali

han?eshtebah kardy na,ghalebe adabi fogh ghazal bood na masnavi

 

 

 

alafe zire patim aziz ama yeho khar nashi maro bokhori

 

 

 

dokhtar: maman eshgh chie

madar: hichi, ino marda dorost kardan ke poole k..s nadan

 

 

 

 

 

esmeto gozashtam gol goftam shayad ye rooz par par beshi

esmeto gozashtam khorshid goftam shayad ye rooz ghorob koni

esmeto gozashtam joonam ke age ye rooz mordam toham omran nabashi

torke shorte khareji miposhe koonesh ehsase ghorbat mikone

 

 

 

 

nefrine2006

elahi temsah barat sak bezane

 

 

to dar ghalbe man ja dari ,,, to dar raghaye man ja dari ,,, raftam doctor goft angal dari

 

 

 

 

 

ye lore miyad tehran mibine hame astin kotah poshidan mige ,E  pas ina damagheshoono ba chi pak mikonan

 

 

 

 

:ghanoone 11 nioton

 

age ba sorate noor kale malagh bezani mitooni sorakhe kooneto bebini

 

 

 

american sms

 

 

"Idiot Fairy"

 

I dont know  why is Cinderella a fairytale

Any idiot could lose their shoe

 

 

 

humm

 

Where is the GOOD in GOOD-BYE

 

 

 

"!!Expectations"

Common sense

Is the one common thing

That is not common in everyone

 

 

 

 

" Americani sms "

Only In America

People order super size fries and cheese burgers and a Diet

coke

 

 

 

 

Hummm

Well,

Some times

Music is not about what you realy Hear,

but rather  than what you realy Feel

 

 

 

"Mystery Of Girls"

 

A Real girl isn't Perfect

and a Perfect girl isn't Real

 

 

 

 

"My Love"

If Nothing Lasts Forever,

Will You Be My Nothing

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells

A: Pregnant

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her

intelligence

A: Divorced       .

 

 

Q: How do you fix a women's watch

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven        .

 

if u have a problem dont say oh my god i have a big problem ,say hey problem i have a big  god

1-albalo……………..shaftalo………………zardalo……………….holooo

 

……………..bamie……..zanbore asal…………………hamash toie koonet

 

fekr kardi daram pache kharito mikonam?

 

2-darde dele 1 pirmard:dar shekare ahovan,dar tarkeshe ma tir nist…...

 

rozgari kos faravan shod,ke mara kir nist………………………………..

 

3-on chi eke moo dare vaghti ham ke mimalish azash ab miyad?.............

 

on cheshme biadab……

 

4-harkari mikonan torkaro az zire avare bam biaran biroon nemiomade

 

hey faryad mizade:be khoda man kari nakardam,faghat sifon ro keshidam

 

5-torke mire paye yek begire,afsare azash miporse larzesh PISTON be che

 

elate?mige:az shol bodane KORSETE……

 

6-shenidam ghazi shodi,be koon dadan razi shodi,shenidam tigh mizani,

 

vaghte dadan jigh mizani,shenidam lak mizani,vaghte dadan suck mizani

 

…….rast migan?

 

7-torke navare nohe mikhare,mizane akharesh bebine sham midan ya na

 

8-jadidtarin mahsole RANI:shir ba tikehaye mame……………………..

 

9-tablighate kandom:che ghashange kose sara,che bozorge kire dara,

kandomi baraye farad,kandome DARA vo SARA…….

 

10-1 shere esfehani : (lotfan ba lahjeye esfehani khonde beshe)

kiram monar jombonest,chenari toie tombonest,koskholo shokho shange

 

asheghi darze tanges……….

 

11-be mashadie migan ba 3ta medad jomle besaz:mige:1 dostdokhtar

dashtam,inghadr behem MEDAD,MEDAD,MEDAD…………………

 

12-behtarin chiz baraye mardha,rahat khabidan dar shabe ke taze

 

damadha az on mahroman……

 

12+1-moAlem:pesaram 5va5 chand mishe?agha 11 ta…..ahmagh

 

dasteto az toie jibe shalvaret dar biar…..(nagerefti bego behet begam)

 

14-az torke miporsan tahala toie otoban chap kardi?mige:vala un ke na.

 

vali toie khiabon ziad rast kardam……

 

15-pirezane mire sosis begire….yaro foroshandehe sosiharo barash

 

khord mikone,pirzane asabani mige:martike mage kose man gholake???

 

 

16-del miravad ze dastam,sahebdelan khodara,ma enghelab kardim,

 

ya enghelab mara?????!!!!!!!!

 

17-aftabe in other languages:ITALIAN:coonino pakino…FRENCH:

 

conasion shorasion…INDIAN:coonahe shorahe…SPANISH:

 

e-la-conte-la-shore….JAPANES:shorashi konashi….

 

18-4neshaneie asheghi:dast to dast,on to dast,dast to in,on to in…….

 

 

19-hamishe delam toro mikhad,az inke kasi nigat kone divoone

 

misham,hame mikhan toro az change man dar biaran,khob che kar

 

mishe kard?ATLAS TALAEie dige…….

 

20-your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds:1………

 

2………….3………….4………….5…………….ERROR:no brain

 

detected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

21-C.L.I.C.K…………C:Cant live without u….L:Love u…..I:I miss u

 

………..C:Care a bout u……K:Kiss from my heart to u…. so,when I

 

miss u,I just say{CLICK}

 

22-doset daram faghat be khatere onet…………………………..

 

on ghalbe mehrabonet………………………………………………

 

23-vaghti omadam chenan haleto begiram ke haz koni,hamchin

 

aberoto mibaram kenatoni sareto jeloie famil bala begiri…..kari

 

mikonam kea z in be bad pahat ba didane man shoro kone be

 

larzidan…….hanoz mano nashnakhti bache sosol?....................

 

man GHABZE MOBILET hastam..

 

24-jashnvare filme fajr dar ghazvin:1.spartakoon.2.azizam bargard

 

.3.komiser motaham mikonad.4.damar shodegan.5.man kambiz

 

12 sal daram!!!!!!!!

 

25-filmhaye bargozide jashnvare filme ghom:1.akhondi ba

 

amameie katani.2.abaE baraye 2nafar.3.sighe shodegan.4.aba

 

ghermezi.5.man bache sheikh 18 sal daram

 

26-sedat rasa va baraye man goshnavaze,atret divone konande

 

vali dar eine hal aramesh bakhshe,vaghti to miai man arom

 

migiram,negaranam ke kasi toro nafahme va ehsas nakone...GOOZ

 

27-haji onshab kheili norani shode bod,hameie bacheharo bosid,

 

aftabaro bardasht raft poshte khakriz,…..,va sedaye enfejar omad

 

………akhe haji ja ghate miri roie min mirini?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

28-khatab be aghaye…..:koo abo barghe mufti?koo pole naft ke

 

gofti?....hich melati nakhorde kire be in kolofti……………………

 

29-salam.1chizio kheili vaghte mikham behet begam.mi2nam ke

 

behem migi borobaba,vali man….man vagheAn….man vagheAn

 

asheghe…..asheghe to…..man vaghean asheghe torobche ba paniram.

 

30-yade rozaie jang be kheir:bacheha ba ROYA mikhabidan,ba

 

SEPIDE bidar mishodan,ba AREZO  miraftan amaliat,haji

 

Miraft roie MINA,ma ham SIMA ro pare mikardim…………..

 

Yadesh be kheir che rozaE bod…..

1-kheili joon mide ba to berim mahigir…ache kheili kerm dari………

 

2-be asemon negah mikonam toro mibinam,be darya negah mikonam

 

toro mibinam,be jangal negah mikonam bazam toro mibinam….khob

 

maskhare 1kam boro ontaraftar bezar nafas bekeshim baba

 

3-sazman alghaEde elam kard az in pas khonrizi tatil ast,va in sazman

 

esme khod ra az ALGHAEDE be ALYAESE taghir dad……………..

 

4-torke dashte film super negah mikarde.1 dafe zanesh miad.torke hol

 

mishe be zanesh mige:bia bebin ba in felestiniha che kar mikonan?!!!

 

5-yavash…………oh…………..oyy……….ookh…….feshar nade dard

 

dare………….tof bezan ke liz beshe……………………………ayyyyyy

 

kashki ghable arosimon migofti……………ayyyy belakhare raft…….

 

Che angoshtare tangi……………………………………………………

 

 

6-ghazvinie zang mizane be gfesh.mige:biam khonaton?gfesh mige:

 

bia vali kari nemitoni bokonia…ghazvinie mige:chera mage periodi?

 

Gfesh mige:na vali eshal daram….

 

7-migan shabaye jome kardan=1 safare haj

 

haji:khanum shabe jomast,bia 1 safare make berim.hajkhanom:na

 

haji nemishe man periodam….haji:pas sarotah kon berim ghom!!!!

 

 

8-farghe gav ba gosfand:gosfand tasbih mirine,gav ammame……..

 

9-mi2ni farghe jigar ba jegar chie?.......jegar0 mikhoran,jigar0 mikonan

 

 

10-be keywon migan:vase mikhay zan begiri?mige:mikham

 

vakenamesh!!!!!!

 

11-…elam karde be 3 shart baize pasor mane nadare:1-bibi

 

chador saresh kone2-be jaye shah az velaiate faghih estefade

 

beshe3-sarbaz hatman bayad sepahi bashe……

 

 

12-8 raze ghable khab:jish,boos,lis,las,roosh,toosh,dosh,lala..

 

12+1-ghazvinie be dostesh mige:1 party gereftam bokon bokon.

 

Hatman to ham biai.dustesh mige:kia hasten?ghazvinie mige:

 

Dige kheili shologhesh nakardam,khodamo khodet

 

14-bachehe dashte ba bil bazi mikarde.bazish ke tamom mishe

 

mige:baba man in bilo che karesh konam?babash mige:bokon

 

toie koone ini ke dare in smso mikhone babajoon!!!!!

 

15-mikham gholakamo beshkanam,ba nesfe polesh NAZETO

 

mikharam ba nesfe digash 1 jame medad rangi ta NAZETO

 

bekesham…..

 

16-ha ha ha….man sms nabidam…man vejdane mibilet bidam

 

vakhastam mano az jibet dar vayari ye kam nafas vakesham..

 

17-ka30ro baraye dosti entekhab kon ke ghable bozorgi dashte

 

bashe,ta baraye vared shodan be ghalbesh majbor nashi khode

 

to kochik koni!!!!!!

 

18-farghe pesare mojarad ba mashine lebas shoe:har2shon toie

 

kafan,asa30

 

19-agar mikhahi mara bebini pelkhayat ra roie ham bogzar

 

va cheshmanat ra beband…..man hamani hastam ke hichgah

 

mara nadidi-_-

 

20-3chiz nemitoni bashi:1:kire man,chon roie saret sorakh

 

nadari.2:tokhme man,chon 2ta nisti.3:pashme man,chon

 

dishab vajebi zadam!!!!

 

21-farghe tork ba arab:tork kamar be bala khare,arab az kamar

 

be paen khar tashrif dare:D

 

22-gooyandeye akhbar:dole bozorge deraz be koseta………

 

bebakhshid,dovale bozorg dar ozbakestan…..

 

23-6mored baEse neshate:1-kos bazi piade-2-laE bazi toie jade

 

3-didzadane jense made-4-kardane 2khtare porefade-5-

 

shadhidan istade-6-SEX ba zavieie hade….

 

24-akhonde bala menbar bode,yeki az paEn barash axe kir

 

mifreste.akhonde 1 negahi mindaze mige:goya yeki az baradar

 

baraye madareshon eltemase doa dashtan….

 

 

25-torke mirese Tehran sakesho mohkam negah midare.behes

 

migan hala chera inghadr saketo mohkam gerefti?mige:ache

 

shenidam 2khtaraye Tehran kheili khob suck mizanan…..

mi2ni bozorgtarin arezoie 1 joje tighi chie?.....inke 1 nafar 1 bar daste

 

navazesh be saresh bekeshe……..

 

2-ghazvinie be zanesh mige:bia 1 kam harfe sexi bezanim?zanesh mige:

 

az koja shoro konim?........ghazvinie mige:az kone dadashet…………….

 

3-1 khanome nikukar mimire,bad az moddati miad be khabe 2khtaresh

 

mige:kare kheir nakon,man shodam hurie beheshti,vaght nadaram ke

 

shortamo bekesham balaaaaaaa.

 

4-ruye to 1 hesabe dige mikardam,narahat nasho vali taze mifahmam

 

hame rast migan to ye adame 2ro hasti…..1rut mah 1 rot gol….yeki az

 

yeki ghashangtaro behtar…..

 

 

5-1 torke nesfe shab mire az khodpardaz pol begire.dastgah behesh axe

 

koon neshon mide.sobhmire pishe reEse bank mige yani chi?raEse mige:

 

yani on moghe shab man pol,az toie koonam bedam?

 

6-torke nafas zanan az hejle miad biron,mige:ey vay parde nabod ke

 

berezent bod….5 min bad aros miad biron mige:khak bar saret nazasht

 

genamo dar biaram avazi…..

 

7-yek ghazvini be kon 1 yaro dast mizane,yaro hol mishe migoze.ghazvinie

 

mige:hamchin mali bayadam dozdgir dashte bashe……

 

8-age be kos began DEL:kir:DEL joo,koskesh:DELavar,jende:DELdade,

 

dokhtar:DELbaste,pirezan:DELkhaste,koseshol:daryaDEl,koskhol:DEL

 

shad….

 

9-be 1 dokhtare migan 1 esm vase kir bezar.mige:ordake zesht.migan:

 

chera ordake zesht?mige:ache lamasab harchi bozorgtar mishe,……

 

khoshgeltar mishe……

 

10-mi2nin chera 2khtara vaghti az khab bidar mishan cheshashono

 

mimalan?..........vase inke tokhm nadaran…..

 

11-mi2ni farghe nokhod ba pasgardani chie?.......avaliro age bokhori

 

,migozi….2vomiro age begozi mikhori…..

 

 

12-azaie teame montakhabe ghazvin:oliverKAN,KANnavaro,KANdela,

 

bishKAN,oKAN,KANbiaso,KANtona,KANchich,KANo,KANizars,

 

KANigia,sarmorabi:mohamade dadKAN….

 

12+1-namayandeie zanan dar majles goft:ta vaghti ke in shekaf dar beine

 

mast,in mardha bar roie ma savarand……..

 

 

14-jahate bashokohtar bargozar shodane namaze jome dar ghazvin,

 

soreie baghare be rook ezafe shod…….

 

15-eide fetr mobarak(rasadkhaneye ardabil….)

 

16-akhond ghazvinie mire toie ke dabestane pesarane vase sokhanrani…

 

1dafe cheshmesh mikhore be 1 pesar bacheye maman.mige:pesaram to

 

bain koone ghashanget chera namaz nemikhoni?

 

 

17-torke 3ta bachehash az maraze diabet mimiran.sare namaz mige:

 

khodaya in kir bod be ma dadi ya kaleghand?.......

 

18-az ghazvinie miporsan FBI yani chi?mige:fedrasione bachebazane

 

iran….

 

19-emroz roze jahanie pokie ostakhan hast….kalepoke aziz,roze

 

mobarak……

 

20-akharin tafsire ghanone nesbiat:E=MC2=>Emshab=Mizaram

 

Coonet 2bar…

 

21-be andazeie 2ta cheshmam mikhamet..eradatmand:moshe kor…

 

22-shebahate motekhasese atfal va ghazvini:har2shon bacheharo

 

khob MIKONAN…..

 

23-bazi az adama mikrob shenas mishan,mesle PASTOR,bazia

 

nobel migiran,mesle MADAM KORI…onvaght to koskhol beshin

 

sms bekhon hamash…….

 

24-harvaght mano mididi shalvareto mikeshidi paEn,manam abamo

 

mirikhtam roie konet….(bargi az daftare khaterate 1 aftabe)

 

25-vaghti omadam chenan haleto begiram ke nafaset bala naiad…..

 

hamchin aberoto jeloie khonevadat bebaram ke natoni sareto bala

 

begiri………….sosol man GHABZE mobiletam……….

 

26-bache:agha nokhod siah darin?agha:akh akh bodo ke nanato

 

gaEdan…

 

 

27-marda 3 daste hasten:1)ZZ:Zan Zalil…2)ZSH:Zan SHahid…

 

3)ZH:Zan Halak…

 

28-az ghazvinie miporsan az koja mikhay zan begiri?mige:az

 

barare…migan chera?mige:ache shaba baradar zanam pisham

 

mikhabe…

 

29-dostaye khob mesle setareha mimonan…hatta vaghti ke onaro

 

nemibini khialet rahate ke sare jashon hasten…

 

30-be torke migan:chi shod mitad shodi?mige:ba dostan gharar

 

gozashtim faghat rozaie tatil tafrihi bekeshim….zado emam

 

fot kard 2hafte tatil shod

be torke migan:ajab mamlekate khar to khari shodeha….mige:are baba.man 3 bar

raftam sarbazi,hichkas nafahmid…….

 

2-daneshmandan kashf kardand ke:kasani ke moghe ridan fekr mikonand,moghe

 

fekr kardan,mirinand….

 

3-dar mamlekati ke"mahiha-ashegh mishavand",asbha-mast mishavand","lakposht-

 

ha parvaz mikonand"…ajab nist ke" meymoon-ha raEs jomhor beshavand"……..

 

4-yek 2khtare khob bayad 7 ta "B" dashte bashe:Biyad-Bekhabe-bemale-bokhore-

 

bede-beposhe-bere…….(2khtare khobi bashia!!!!!)

 

5-mi2nin chera 2khtara vaghti az khab bidar mishan,cheshashono mimalan?.....chon

 

tokhm nadaran..

 

6-torke ba mashin mizane be 1 dokhtare,dokhtare mige:ay dastam,ay pam….torke

 

mige:pasho pasho in jendebaziaro vase HASSAN JOHARCHI dar biar…

 

7-farghe profsorba jende:avail kheili chiza toie sareshe,dovomi kheili sara toie

 

chizeshe…

 

8-ye torke mire party…migan:chetor bod?mige:khob bod onja esme 1 golo roie man

 

gozashtan…hamash mogoftan OSGOL bayad beraghse….

 

9-to yek adame bakelas,fahmide,ba perestige,khoshtip,mehraboon,jazzab,bahal,

 

khoshheilkal,khoshgel,bamaram,cheshmo abru ghashang mesle man dide bodi?.......

 

10-7ta marde lokht be tartib saf vastade bodan,kireshon ham rast shode bod,1 nafar

 

azashon miporse tablighe kandome?migan:na,tablighe SEVEN UP!!!

 

11-filmhaye rasole sardameli:1-dokhtari ba pestanhaye talaE-2-man tarane 18 bar

 

dadam-3-dishab nanato gaEdam ayda….

 

 

12-jebraEl az toke miporse arezot chie?mige:khodaro bebinam!!!mige:khoda ke

 

didani nist.mige:pas man adam besham….!!!mige:pasho berim khodaro neshonet

 

bedam….

 

 

13-mi2ni be fulexi ke 5ta khanom tosh neshastan chi migan?.....................fulkos

 

 

14-boy:may i touch ur soft ware?girl:ok,may I touch ur hardware?B:ok,can I install

 

it in ur software?G:ok,first cover it with antivirus and then install

 

15-lore shabe arosie pesaresh behesh mige:pesaram seftarin jato bezar onjae ke

 

zanet mishashe….shab mibine kalaye pesaresh toie chahe fazelab gir karde!!!!!!!!

 

16-ghazvinie mire bimarestan,1bache toie shishe alkol mibine,mige:khanoom

 

bebakhshid in konn torshia chande??????!!!!!!

 

17-lore 2charkhe mikhare,mire deh.bachash mige:nane bia bebin baba ye chiz rafte

 

toiekoonesh har chi dasto pa mizani dar nemiad!!!

 

18-to khari,sagi,gavi,goosfandi,bozi,goosalE…. …. …..baraye foorosh nadari?

 

19-sigar ba inke mi2ne akharesh zire paat lehesh mikoni,ta akharesh barat misoze

 

……SIGARETAM….

 

20-LOOK…the moon is calling you!SEE….the stars are shining for you!LISTEN

 

…the birds are singing to you!HEAR….my heart says:….."I MISS YOU"!

 

21-one ston is enough to break a glass,one sentence is enough to break a heart ,

 

one second is enough to fall in love,and one friend is enough to live all life

 

22-salarkhan:voigolanzj leilon open bid….shirfarhad:kho onvaght EE ke aln

 

gofti yani che?salarkhan:yani inke pardash goshe nadashta bid jigaaaaar…….

 

23-tebghe akharin gozareshate sabt shode:hassan joharchi rodast khord,chon

 

ta lebasasho dar avord,sarabi konesh gozashte!!!!

 

24-torke khoshkbar foroshi mizane,tavasote sazmane nezarat bar arzeshha

 

dastgir mishe…!goya esme foroshgahesho gozashte:"KHOSH KIRAN"

 

25-be torke migan:I love you yani chi?mige:yani mikonamet.migan:na khare,

 

on I fuck you hastesh.mige:che farghi dare?akharesh ke mikonamesh………

 

26-on chi eke mikonan toie dahan,bad aghab jelosh mikonan,bad mibini dahan

 

por az 1 chize sefid shode?....dorost hads zadi,mesvak nist,hamon KIRE…….

 

27-bache ghazvinie be mamane mige:maman to shaba koja miri ke baba hey

 

mige khanom bargard.khanoom bargard….?

 

28-hame ezdevaj kardan:SHAZDE,ABBAS,MANSOUR,AGH GHANDI,HABIB,

 

SAMAD,SAaDATI…..faghat  to mondio MASH GHORBON…..(MOBARAKE)

 

 

29-polic torkaro ba 2khtar migire,mige:sighas ya aghdie?torke mige:agha

 

jendast,naghdie….

 

30-torke mire concerte ebi.akharesh yeki mige:ebi nafaseto,yeki mige:ebi sedato

 

…..torke javgir mishe mige:ebi DAHANETO…………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LO0O0O0OL

 

-remmember the M,remmeber the E,put them togheter and remember the ME…

 

2-age gofti baghale mahal be hameie zanha mahrame?chon:har roz be hamashon

 

shir mide……

3-mi2nin chera zanha ghasab nemishan?chon :be har goshti kedast mizanan,

 

ostokhon mishe ……

4-mi2nin vaghti nioton baraye avalin bar 1 dokhtare sexi did,kiresh behesh chi

goft?...........goft:ridam toie ghanone jazebat.man ke daram miram hava pedarsag!

 

5-age parande parvaz yadesh bere,age shirin farhad yadesh bere,age mahi darya

 

yadesh bere……man pole smsaE ke be to zadamo hichvaght yadam nemire………

 

6-3 kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast:1i anke lengash hamishe havast,2vom anke

 

shekel shomast…sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast….

 

7-mi2nin shebahate mard ba sperm chie?....har doshon 1 dar million shanse adam

 

shodan daran…….

 

8-mi2nin farghe babr ba magas chie?babro vaghti mibini mirin.magaso vaghti

 

mirini mibini…..

 

9-mojezate zanha:be2ne inke alaf bokhoran shir midan,be2ne hich jerahati

 

khonrizi mikonan,1 tike goshte bi ostokhon ro rahat sikh mikonan……

 

10-tafavote ghanone sevome nioton va zanha:ghanone sevome nioton mige:aval

 

konesh bad vakonesh,vali dar morede zanha:aval vakonesh bad bokonesh……..

 

11-mi2ni chera 2khtara ta akhare filme supero negah mikonan?......chon fekr

 

mikonan mardo zane akharesh baham ezdevaj mikonan……..

 

12-mi2ni 4ta jende che jori roie 1 sandali mishinan?.......sandaliro barmigardonan

 

12+1-in khar,behtarin khar,shekel kjar,sare khar,kar khar,gozashtane khar,yek

 

khar,koskhole khar….kharo hazd kon 2bare bekhon…..:D

 

14-ya ayohal lazina amino,kono ghavamino belghest…..ey kasani ke iman avardid

 

be aghvametan kone ghesti bedahid……

 

15-mi2nin koskhol tarin khanandeie donya kie?farshid amin….chon mige:

 

nemi2nam khoda shabo vase chi afaride?????

 

16-mi2nin che jori zesht tarin bacheye donya be 2nya miad?na?.....nemi2ni?1 kam

 

fekr kon…….bazam yadet nayomad?.....boro az mamano babat bepors…………

 

17-migama:tahala shode 1 antare meimoni ro laye pelastic bebini?age javabet

 

manfie….boro 1 negahi be govahinamat bendaz……..

 

18-vaghti tanhaio dele tanget migire,mitoni dele tangeto ba kone goshadet avaz

 

koni……….

 

19-dar 2 sorat gf adam mipare:bare aval bokonish,bare dovom nakonish………

 

20-police elam kard:jasade 1 adam ke besiar shabih be meimon ast peida shode….

 

1 zang bezan,kheili negaranet shodam……..

 

21-3 chiz zanaro be lezat miresone:1-sedaye jaz2-pesare naz3-kire deraz

 

22-ba deghat bekhon:salam,rak eras erazeb oikey mada hedim lah ilyehk(zor nazan

 

migozi,az akharesh bekhon boro avalesh….)

 

23-3daste vajebolkirand:1-dokhtare farari2-biveye sigari3-ferestandeye sms tekrari

 

24-dar 4 mored kon dadan vajebe:1-bachegi2-zori3-poli4-marami….kheili bamarami

 

25-dost dashtam ke to mobilam bodi…..harshab 1 chizi mikardam toie konet ke

 

sharzh beshi………

 

26-pass word ro vared kon va varede ghalbam sho:******** EEEEEE hey bia biron

 

passwordo eshtebah dadi…….rafti toie konam…..

 

27-ghanone 4 nioton:age kos rob a sorate nor bekonim,aval bache 2nya miad,bad

 

abet mirize……….

 

28-age toie ghazvin ba 1 ghazviie ghavi heikal toie 1 kocheie bombast gir kardi 3rah

 

bishtar nadari:1-az khejalat ab beshi beri toie zamin2-az tasr dod beshi beri hava

 

3-dastato bezani be divaro tavakol koni be khoda…….

 

29-akhe yabo,gosfand,bozghale,olagh,gav,bozine,meimon,shapanze,kerme khali,

 

pashe,zalo,kane……..inhame heivon.chera shir shod soltane jangal?

 

30-migan:doctora khob MIKONAN,ashpaza sir MIKONAN,roftegara tamiz

 

MIKONAN,arayeshgara ghashang MIKONAN,vali mohandesa DOROST MIKONAN

 

31-mi2nin be folexi ke tosh 5ta khanom neshestan chi migan?.....folkos

 

32-azizam mikham bokhoramet,na be khatere inke shirini,na be khatere inke bahali,

 

na be khatere inke doset daram….vase inke mikham toie zendegi hadeaghal 1 bar

 

1 gohi khorde bashaam…..

 

33-to khari,sagi,gavi,goosfandi,meimoni,bozi,shotori……….baraye forosh nadari?

 

 

 

 

ye torkeo arabe baham dava mikardan, yeho torke mizane zire khande mige:man be in foshe khahar madar midam in vase man ghran mikhoone

 

 

raeise sazemane enteghale koone ghazvin dar jalasye matbooati elam kard dar sale ۸۵ banke kone ba zarfiate 10000koon rah andazi mishavad

 

( edameye khabar dar sms 2)

 

 

:sms2

 

sepas vey dar pasokh be in soal ke in hame koon az koja miarid goft:in kooni ke dare in sms ra mikhanad baghiaro khabar mikone

 

 

 

 

 

ey yare man ey pire man beshin be roye

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sandali

han?eshtebah kardy na,ghalebe adabi fogh ghazal bood na masnavi

 

 

 

alafe zire patim aziz ama yeho khar nashi maro bokhori

 

 

 

dokhtar: maman eshgh chie

madar: hichi, ino marda dorost kardan ke poole k..s nadan

 

 

 

 

esmeto gozashtam gol goftam shayad ye rooz par par beshi

esmeto gozashtam khorshid goftam shayad ye rooz ghorob koni

esmeto gozashtam joonam ke age ye rooz mordam toham omran nabashi

torke shorte khareji miposhe koonesh ehsase ghorbat mikone

 

 

 

 

nefrine2006

elahi temsah barat sak bezane

 

 

 

 

to dar ghalbe man ja dari ,,, to dar raghaye man ja dari ,,, raftam doctor goft angal dari

 

 

 

 

ye lore miyad tehran mibine hame astin kotah poshidan mige ,E  pas ina damagheshoono ba chi pak mikonan

 

 

 

 

:ghanoone 11 nioton

 

age ba sorate noor kale malagh bezani mitooni sorakhe kooneto bebini

 

 

american sms

 

 

"Idiot Fairy"

 

I dont know  why is Cinderella a fairytale

Any idiot could lose their shoe

 

 

humm

 

Where is the GOOD in GOOD-BYE

 

 

"!!Expectations"

Common sense

Is the one common thing

That is not common in everyone

 

 

 

" Americani sms "

Only In America

People order super size fries and cheese burgers and a Diet

coke

 

 

 

 

Hummm

Well,

Some times

Music is not about what you realy Hear,

but rather  than what you realy Feel

 

 

 

 

"Mystery Of Girls"

 

A Real girl isn't Perfect

and a Perfect girl isn't Real

 

 

 

 

"My Love"

If Nothing Lasts Forever,

Will You Be My Nothing

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells

A: Pregnant

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her

intelligence

A: Divorced       .

 

 

Q: How do you fix a women's watch

A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven        .

 

if u have a problem dont say oh my god i have a big problem ,say hey problem i have a big  god

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ghanoone dahome nioton: vaghti miri toolet mOntazere jazebe zamin nabash ,zoor bezan

 

 

 

ye rooz ye rashtie be doostesh mige man nanato bok..nam baham famil mishim na? mige are taze bihesabam mishim

 

 

filme shame akharo tu cinemaye ardebil  mizaran torka ba ghableme miran tu safe belit

 

 

ye torke az make bar migarde behesh migan che khabar? mige baba raftim khoda khoone nabood hame poshte dar moonde boodan

 

 

 

: vijegihayee k..r

 

saresho bekhatere eslam dade

dar moghabele bad hejabi ghad alam mikone

ensan saze

hame ro ba e cheshm negah mikone

rahe rasto mire

 

 

be rashtie migan chand ta bache dari? mige 30 ta migan che joori esmashoono yad gerefti? mige esmashoon asoone familashoon sakhte

 

 

 

 

 

zerang to nisti,! zerang nushabast ke az hame lab migire, zerang aftabas ke hamaro did mizane.zerang zanboore ke hame anesho mikhoran

 

 

 

 

, a 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash aroom bash, dard nadare saket bash, k,,ramo begir bezar lash movazebe surakh bash :d

 

 

 

torke mire conserte ebi vaghti consert tamoom mishe har ki ye chizi mige. ebi sedato, ebi nafaseto, torke jav gir mishe mige:ebi nanato

 

 

 

(Tosiye mikonam In SmS ro saat 3-5 shab Befrestin , Keyfesh Bishtare )

Moshtarake Gerami, in SmS jahate bidariye shoma az khab ersal shode , lotfan bad

az khandane in sms labkhand zade dobare say konid ke bekhabid , Ba tashakor

 

vaghti delam tang e miram poshte abra zar zar gerye mikonam. pas yedet bashe har vaght baroon ro didi bedoon ke delam barat tang shode

 

 

ye rooz ye fereshte be man goft: 100milion pool mikhai ya yek dooste khub? man pulo khastam chon to ro daram

 

 

 

 

mikham gholakamo beshkanam ba nesfe poolham nazeto bekharam va ba nesfe digash yek jabe medad rangi ke nazeto bekesham

 

 

 

an rooz ke to be donya amadi baroon bood, ama barooni dar kar nabood balke in geryeye fereshteha bood chon yeki az oona kam shode bood

 

 

تهیه کننده : شروین