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Hamishe doost daram your eyes.. chon oona hastand very nice..... hame vaght toro i see...azizam har lahze look at me.... toro khoda hamishe love me... khahesh mikonam hichvaght dont forget me.... age be man nagi my baby... age nayay near me... zendegim mishe mesle hell... doset daram i love you for ever.....At last,Dont Forget Meetenayi ...shahre haftom ,ashk o ah o tanhayi


Sabadi por az MOZ....... Dasteye gole ROZE...........Pirahani por az PORZ..........Hamsari mesle BOZ...........Arezooye man baraye TOs


Midooni chera dokhtara ba mize arayeshmigan mize tooalet???.....Chon mishinan roosh va mirinan be ghiyafashoon


pesara 6 daste hastan:1-sosk (kasifo chendeshavar)2-gorbe(maloso,bihaya)3-gav(sarb eziro,bitafavot)4-khar(kari,zabon nafahm)5-sag(vafadar,pachegir) 6-asb ( be dokhtara inghadr roo midan ke ie hamchin chizaiy dar moredeshoon besazan


to too ghalbe man ja dari to too rag haie man ja dari raftam doktor goft angal dari


man tooye donya seta doost daram ... khorshid ,mah va to. avali ro vaseye roozam mikham / dovomiro vaseye shabam mikham / vali to ro vaseye tak take lahzehaye zendegim


faghat be darde rakhtekhab mikhori cheghadr garmi dost daram lokht shamo to roye man bashi dost daram ba dastam hamejato lams konam! PATOIE GOLBAFT!!!


kasi halam nemiporse kasi dardam nemidoone na hamdardo na avaee ba man yekdel nemikhoone . az in sargashtegi bizaramo bizar! vali rahe farari nist az in divar...

 

 

Chera narahaty?? Chera rafty too khodet?? Chera ye gooshe kez kardiii??? baba andy ke manzoori nadasht


DOCHAR yani ashegh, va fekr kon keh chen tanhast, agar keh maahie koochak DOCHAR e aabi e bikaran bashad.


man har vaght khaste misham miram BE DEH! to ham har vaght khaste shodi boro BEDEH !


to goli... eyne golaye ghashange ghali... to be zerafate taro poode farsh haye zibaye irani... aslan to khode farshe patrisi... hamooni ke ye takhtash kame


KASH ANAR BODAM ABAMO MIKHORDI KASH GOLE AFTABGARDON BODAM TOKHMAMO MIKHORDI HALA KE HICHI NISTAM BIA KIRAMO BOKHOR.


Beyne hezaran DIRUZ va milionha FARDA faghat ye dune EMRUZe. Pas az dastesh nadim, azash lezat bebarim va ba in sms be dostamon begim cheghadr dusteshun darim!


""""""""""""""""""""""""  """"""""""""""""""""""""   be elate ayame soogvari az goftane in jok mazourim


Dar rastaye vorude banovan be stadium ha shoarha  eslah migardad ..

 

(Shire samavar,egzoze khavar,eva didi khahar raft kojaye davar( !


Be ye mard e, migan arezot chie?mige kash zana ro mesle eskenas, mishod khordeshon kard!Masalan ye 40sale bedi 2ta 20sale begiri


rashtiha chon nemidoonan rooze pedar be ki hediye bedan,shirini mikharan too mahaleshoon pakhsh mikonan


Tof Be Maramet Avazi

 

 

Barnameye Emshabe Sinamahaye Tehran...


Sms1- soal : Age bekhay mano be ye rangi  tashbih koni, che  rangio entekhab mikoni?(sefid, abi siah, ghermez, sorati, sabz,  arghavani,  ghahvehey.  narenji,  khakestari)


Sms2- javab : Sefid=saket Abi=gooshe gir Siah=mashkook ghermez=hot soorati=lovely sabz=cute arghavani=pretty ghahveE=cool  narenji=bahush khakestari=porharf.


hamash 15 ta dooset daram

7 asemeoon

 

7 darya

 

1  donya


Dota rafigh khoob o samimi bayad mesle dota LOPE KOON bashand yani faghat moghe ridan as ham joda beshand .


Shabe jomast shadie ruhe amvat va gozashtegan ye sms beferest


Be GHAZVINIE migan sefid tarin kooni ke ta hala kardi chi boode mige ADAM BARFY

 

bache gorbehe az mamanesh miporse maman babaye man kojast,mamane migi nemidoonam saram too satle zobale bood!!!

 


zanaye amrikaee bad az sex migan : aaaahhhh yes , zanaye almani migan ooohhhh yes , zanaye esfahani : oy khare be kasi agiyaaaa


ye pirezan mire dandunpezeshki pasho bazmikone  migan inja pezeshke zanan nist mige midunam mikhastam dandunaye hajagha ro dar biarid

 


Emrooz rooze khoshtiptarin dost ya famile donyast to ham in sms ro be kasi ke fekr mikoni hichkas barash tabrik emifereste beferest

 


Bi sms namooni BOLAND salavaat befrest !!!!!


Be torke  1 Otobus midan migan parkesh kon ….

Mire  sandaliasho  dar miare Derakht mikaare

 


Akhoonde moalleme Zaban Mishe Mige : one - two - three- four-five- Na aozobelleh Sex

 


Teste konkoore ardabil :

22 bahman che roozist ?

1) Aaghaze saale no

2) 15 khordadaad

3) Payaane saal

4) 13 Aabaan

 


age az kenare ye gonjeshk rad shodi o naparid fekr nakon dooset dare toro adam hesab nakarde

 


Be torke migan chi shod  mo'taad shodi ?

Mige : ba doostam gharar gozashtim faghat roozhaaye tatil sigar bekeshim ke 1ho karemoon khord be tabestoon

Migan zanaye badhejabo 30000 toman jarime mikonan!rasti havaset bashe khasti zan begiri aval khalafisho begiri!


Payaame andi : khoshgelaaei  ke nemikhaan  beraghsan  beran donbaale Gitaare shamaeizaadeh begardan !!!!!!!

Torka emrouz jeloye Daftare rouzname Iran tazahorat kardan. Migoftan ;  vai be haleton agar befahmim chi shode . .

ba khod ahd bastam ke bare digar tora didam begoyam az to delgiram vali baz tora didam va goftam bito mimiram

Daanestane  andaazeye faseleha :

Az nefrat  ta  Alaghe , 1 MOHEBAT

Az doshmani  ta Doosti , 1 LABKHAND

Az jodaaei  ta peyvand ,1 GHADAM

Az Doori ta Samimiat , 1 SMS

nadareeeee
nadare na dige mitoone biareeee
akhe nasle dainasora mongharez shodeeee

donya dige mesle to

Hame dost darand be behesht beravand amma kasi dost nadarad ke bemirad.Lazemeye behesht raftan jorate mordan ast.

Pesar rashti mikhast bere tehron,babash mige: Naro AIDZ migiry,kolfatemon az to migire, man az on migiram,madaret az man migire,hame rasht az madaret

Behesh !! goftan  ba gheymat jomle  besaaz ,

Goft : maman bodo ke khorosh'te  gheymat  sookht.

Bush bad az mosalman shodan be ahmadinejad gofte: enerjiye hasteei ro velesh ,in sighe ke migan chiye?

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1B25Ea4Bk5432Ahey5K2H77m4S6Hi9bIi7naD

4ESm5kHe5TEb4BAaHdSH7OjuDr

K3Us3aC3H6Ir9ekK6Aar3RO8BiE6K3214H4U3n4N5na?

"FAGHAT HORUFE BOZORGO BEKHUN...!!!"

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A wife asked her husband what do you like most in me,my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied your sense of humor.

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BABA TAHERE ORYAN :

agar mahi beshi darya be darya

agar kaftar beshi sahra be sahra

be donbalet miam koonet mizarom

man az H.I.V ham tarsi nadarom.

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Age kesi behet goft OSKOL narahat nasho. Oskol esme 1parandeye besyar zibast ke tabestuna dune jam mikone, ghayem mikone, zemestuna nemitune peydashun kone!

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EHDAE SMS,

EHDAE ZENDEGIst,

hamaknun niazmande yarie sabzetan  hastim.  (anjomane bimarane sms)

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(Pedare aruse esfahan):

Yaru umedes dides pasandides vardashtes bordes khordes malundes

chelundes zedes pokundes,hala ovordes miged pare budes!!

.


Shoma vaghti mitoni begi ye mardi

ke 2ta tokhm laye pat dashte bashi

vali age 4ta tokhm dashti fekr nakon

ye superman hasti.

vali motmaen bash ke yeki az

posht dare shomaro mikone !!


:why women talk more than men?

B:why men think more than women?

Ans: because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads


if love is the name

and fuck is the game

forget the name

and play the game


her husband:

chaker e fucketim,

husband to his wife:

fucker e chaketim.


bar tebgh e akharin azmayeshat,

maloom shodeh ke tamam e adam haye

kooni va lashi baraye khandan SMS

az angosht e shast e khod estefadeh mikonand.

moteasefam angoshtat ra avaz nakon


shab bood .

cheshmash bargh mizad.

pahasho baz kardam.

sinehash ro malidam.

kheyli az in kar lezat mibordam .

chon baraye avalin bar bood ke gav midooshidam


Upon reciving this text you must send it to:

1 person you like ,

1 person you hate ,

1 person you love and

1 person you wanna fuck.

now think about why I sent it to you!


Women top 7 lies

1)I luv u

2)I'm virgin

3)I hate sex

4)u r 1st who's touching me

5)oh it's 2 big never seen b4

6)I hate sucking

7)ok, let's do it but only once


This cat, is cat,

a cat, good cat,

way cat, to cat,

keep cat, a cat,

friend cat, busy cat,

4 cat,20 cat,

seconds cat!

Now read it all without the word "cat".


Emrooz montazer e amadanash budam,

ama har che montazer mandam nayamad!

goftam farda hatman miayad,

ama 2 hafteh ast ke cheshm entezaram.

bad dardi e "YOBOOSAT"


Hich vaght khabar nemikoneh ke key miad.

kheily vaght e ke nemikham bebinamesh

hala toye tamom e rah donbalam e.

bad dardi e "ES HAAL" midooni ke ...


yek zarbol masal e chini miguyad:

agar yek khar boosat konad

behtar az aan ast ke yek boos kharat konad


A part of men's body

there are some hairs around it

some times water comes from it??

 

 

(answer is " mouth")


Mennat KIR raa !

ke KOS kardanash mojeb e lezat ast o be KOON andarash

mazid e shahvat.

harke daaradash, dar pey e kardan ast o harke nadaarad,

dar pey e daadan


There are 70 ways to make a girl happy

1.saying I love u

then fucking her 69 times.


Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI (ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)

and like ME (TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..


Shohar : biya bokonam to gooshet.

zan : vaay kar misham!

shohar : mage ta hala laal shodi?!


Khodavanda zemestan afaridi

be yek sineh do pestan afaridi

benazam ghodrat e charkho falak ra

ke zir e Naaf golestan afaridi


yeki bolandesh mikoneh ,

yeki rastesh mikoneh ,

yeki charbesh mikoneh ,

yeki ba derazesh hal mikoneh

va yeki ba kootahesh hal mikoneh ,

ey bar pedar e in

moo lanat ba in modelhash


MEN'S "F" rules:

Find her,

Follow her,

Friend her,

Flirt w/ her,

French her,

Finger her

Force her

Fuck her

Forget her

FIND Next...


Fuck you Means,

F:flower for you.

U:unlimited love for you.

C:choclate is not sweeter than you.

K:kiss for your eyes.

You:you r always in my mind,

so FUCK you


 

others name of penis: kamando-chon az aghabo jelo hamleh mikonad

shaye eh-chon to dahane hame micharkheh Alijenab:chin be ehterame khanomha boland misheh

 


۳chize zendegi ra shirin mikoniad: 1-didane zane lokht 2-kose moft 4-doole koloft

 


mojezehye zanha: bedoone khordane alaf shir midan bedoone hamam raftan khis mishan bedoone inke zakhm beshan khoonrizi mikonan goshte kababye bi ostekhoono sikh mikona

 


torke jendeha ro mikone poolesho nemideh abesh ghat mishe

 


chera khanooma az matiz khosheshoon miyad? cho kapoot nadareh

 


Shebahate Hokm Va Sex: age yare khoobi nadashte bashi bayad daste khobi dashte bashi

 


Mikhamet bekhatere oonet?????oonam oon ghalbe mehraboonet

 


Be Oo GoFtAm BegOo KasE DiGeIy Ro DooSt Dary!GoFT: NA GoFtAm BegOo Ke DeLet PiShE DiGaRiE!GoFt NA GoFTam HaGhiGhaT Ra BegOo ToRa KhAhAm BaKhShid GoFT:!!!! ARE !!!! DiGaRy Ra DoOst DaraAM!!!!GOfTam:To MODDATHA Be MaN DooRooGh GoFTY HaLa Ye BAR Man Be To DooROogh MIgo0YAM!! !!!!!------>TO RA NAKHAHAM BAKHSHID

 


ghanoone 4 niyoton mige ke : ko... roo zamin nemimoone

 

If you love a girl, She fucks you. If you fuck a girl, She loves you


I love you when

i see you

i want to prass you.

suck you and then

i drink your watter.

oh yakhmak

 


paridan Gf 2halat dare:1-bare aval bokonish 2-bare dovom nakonish

 


Hakimi ra porsidand,tora bekoshim ya bekonim?hakim lakhti andishid va omri besalamat zist

 

()

( O )

((      ))

mouse

,,,,,,

( .   . )O

(- - ))

moneky (, ,)

<), " ,(>

(O O ) )

pig

and even

<; ))))><

fish

...they all miss U

 

 

!and want U back to the zoo

 


1

message recieved

1

cute friend sent it

1

monkey is reading it

1

monkey is angry

1

monkey is still reading it

1

?monkey will fwd thos msg 2 another monkey


biyaied dar tarikhe 1/1/1 be ehterame mardome bam cellphone haye khodra be modate 1 daghighe roye vibratin begozarim. sairan har rooz behtar az dirooz (din ding)

men are:Funny Understanding Cute Kind Intelligent Naughty Great Sweet Honest Independent and Truthful IN SHORt THEY ARE: F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T)))))))))))


another brick in the wallWe don’t need no education. We don’t need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave those kids alone. Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone! All in all you’re just another brick in the wall. All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.


zendegi zibast..na be zibayiye haghighat...haghighat talkh ast na be talkhiye jodayi ....va jodayi sakht ast na be sakhtiye tanhayi....


woman at 18 is like FOOTBALL,

22 men after her.

At 28 BASKETBALL,

10 men after her.

At 38 GOLF BALL,

1 man after her.

At 48 TENNIS BALL,

2 men pushing her to each other.

 


when a girl is 8,you take her to bed & tell her story, but when she is 18 you tell her story and take her to bed ,Have Fun!


roozi bood roozegari nadasht.jangali bood ke derakht nadasht.shekarchii bood ke tofang nadasht.roozi in shekarchi ba tofangi ke feshang nadasht ahooii shekar kard ke sar nadasht.andakhtesh too kiseii ke tah nadasht.in sher shaeri dasht ke esm nadasht.agarche in sher saro tah nadasht vali arzeshe sare kar gozashtane to yekiro dasht


midoni farghe ghanoone 3vome niotion ba kos chie?

ghanoone sevome nioton aval konesh bad vakonesh e

to kos avalal va konesh bad bokonesh


For every star that falls to the earth a new one glows. For every dream that fades away a new one grows. When things are not what they would seem. You must keep following your dream. So while my heart is still believing I'll say good-bye

 


Without u life is black not white.Without u the world has no hope no light.Without u I can't go left or right.Whithout u I lose my sight.Thank u my GLASSES...!

 


rabeteye eshgh va dokhtare Irani : agar bokonishoon asheghet mishan, agar ahsegheshoon beshi mikonanet

 


az torke miporsan midooni USA mokhafafe chiye? mige yomollahe sizdahe aban.

 


 

 

Girls before go to university: (_._)

begining unversity: (_o_)

during university : (_O_)

after university : (_( )_)

 


Dishab akse rooyat dar mah dide boodam    gooyi fazanavardan bar mah ride boodand


Just want you to know your friendship means a lot to me. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one Life jacket left... I would really fuckin' miss you


What women think about sex? At age 8 ignore it, at 18 experience it, at 28 look 4 it, at 38 ask 4 it at 48 beg 4 it, at 58 pay 4 it, at 68 pray 4 it, at 78 4get it!


final boolean THIS_LIFE_IS_MEANINGLESS = true;

// -more stuff here-

while(THIS_LIFE_IS_MEANINGLESS ) {

try {

drink(beer);

smoke(cigrette);

get(laid);

get(stonned);

}  catch(cancer) {

System.exit(1);

}

}

 

 

 

Be gofteye daneshmandan heyvanat 12 dagige zoodtar az zelzele khabardar mishan.maro bi khabar nazari


FBI

 

F:fedraasione

B:bacheh bazane

I:iran


KLM

 

K:koone

L:lage

M:mosafer


۴۰miliyon az adama alan too fekre sexand, 20 miliyon doost darand sex dashte bashand, 10 miliyon dar hale sexand, oonvaght to koskhol neshasty dary ino

mikhoony

 


age gofti farghe inke ye dokhtar bere bede ba inke docharkheh savari keonrh chie?

ine ke to docharkheh savari faghat pa mizaneh vali to dadan dasto pa mizaneh


Mikham Lis U . Mikham Kiss U . Mikham Bebinam Mishi Khis U . Mikham Begam Ke I Miss U . Mikham Eat U . Mikham Suck U . Toro Fuck U . Aziz Tnk U


.

 

farhangestane zabane farsi elam kard nazar be inke tabe khordane kir dar beyne khanooma be sheddat shaye'e, esme oon az " alate tanasoly " be alate tanavoly " taghyir yaft.

 


matne zir ro hengame vogooee zelzele bekhanid...


 

bache kooni goftam faghat mogee zelzele

 


R for red ... red for blood

blood for heart... heart for love

love for you.... you for me

i for you .... i love you

 


Doaye ghabl az sex:

elahi odkhol kiri fi hazel soorakh

shaghan va ragha,va ahfezuha men mojudaten kasiraten

yaskono fih,va akhroj abehoo ghataratan ghatra

 


ye rooz ye torke o

ye rashtie o

ye ghazvinie o

ye engilisie o

ye almanie o

ye lore o

ye esfehani o

man ....

tasmimi gereftim ke to ro bezarim sare kar!!!


9karetim,8ish biaretim,

7tire babatim,6she mashinetim,

5ere khoonatim,4keretam hastim

3lulaye mokhetim,2roshke amatim

1i nadoone fekr mikone che gohi hasti


soal:shabihtarin chiz be adat zanan chie?

javab:hoghoghe karmandi

be 3 dalil:

mahiane miad

3-4 rooz bishtar davam nemiare

age tamom beshe mikonanet


Rashtie mire internet

jav migiradesh

zanesho send to all mikone!!


bareye kaheshe dard hengame koon dadan shomare haye zir ra tekrar konid!

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ahmagh goftam mogheye koon dadan na hala!!


iii 3333POHS

NOOH6VP

i 3SOH6 ZV

NVW 3I3P

i 3IVHdVM !q

i 3IVHdVM !q

..

..

mibinam ke kheili

dari be khodet feshra mizari zoor nazan !!

mobileto bargardoon


 

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS; The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE. The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING. Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While the women STUCK to shopping

 


Little bird in the sky

drop a shit in my eye

I didn't scream I didn't cry

!!! I just thanked God that cows dont fly

 


A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again

he replied with a no

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the

boy grabbed her arm and said

You're not pretty you're beautiful

I don't want to be with you forever

I NEED to be with you forever

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die

 

 


kiss is a key of love.love is a lock of marriage.marriage is a box of children.children are problems of world.so how many problems a kiss can create for us


Vaghti dari fek mikoni ke man daram fek mikonam ke to dari fek mikoni ke man be chi fek mikonam delam mikhad ke fek koni ke man be to fek mikonam!!!


v v V v v v V v V

v v v v V V v v V

v v V V v v v V V

V v V v V V v v v

v v v V V V v v v V

 

 

Ina parandehaye mohajerand ke baraye os kardane shoma ,oomadand


GOD GAVE YOU: 2 legs 2 walk, 2 hands 2 hold, 2 ears 2 hear, 2 eyes 2 see ... why he gave U only 1 heart?... Because he gave the other one 2 someone else 4 U 2 find & 2 keep it ... 4ever


man migam ashegi sakhte

To migi sakhtish ro takhte

man migam pahato va kon

to migi ta daste ja kon


'/o_.

..l

j L

hey you

 

..o

<.>

jL

do you know how much i love you ?

 

._____o_____.

............l

......... jL

this much


Longest Is Mother's Love...Shortest Is Other's Love...Sweetest Is Lover's Love But...Strongest Is Friends Love...Thanks For Being My Friend

 


agar mahi beshi darya be darya

agar kafar beshi sahra be sahra

be donbalet miyam koonet mizaram

man az HIV ham tarsi nadaram

 


Safar kardam

Safar bargasht mara kard


Man to wife : business is going down

if you learn to cook we can remove the chef

Wife : If you learn to fuck ,we can remove

Driver,Gardner and Watchman


The Commandments

 

Thou shall not squeeze to hard

Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one

Thou shall kiss at every opportunity


ta hala shabdar khordi ?

age shab dar biaram mikhor ?

na ?

motmaeni age shabdar biaram nemikhori ?

hala ke shabdar biaram nemikhori pas rooz dar miaram bokhor!!!!


The Three Steps

 

 

Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him

Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her

Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare


The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss

Statement of Love-The Kiss

 

 

 

Kiss on the hand.... I adore you

Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends

Kiss on the neck... I want you

Kiss on the lips... I love you

Kiss on the ears...I am just playing

Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away

Look in your eyes... kiss me

Playing with your hair... I can't live without you

Hands on your waist... I love you too much to let you go

 


????FAH be zabane armani mishe koon, hala FAHMIDI


last nite I sent an angle 2 look over u wile u wer asleep

da angle returnd after awhile. I asked, wat happnd

She replied: angles don’t look over other angles

sareto gozashti ro paham

gofti ke man ino mikham

goftam ke in khiare

ashketo dar miare

gofti eshkal nadare

vasam bache miare

esmesho mizaram setareh

mire mide poool miare


ta hala ye bache kooni to pelastic didi

age javabet manfie yek negahi be gavahi namat bendaz


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maraseme aroosi konoon dar barare

1.lab vagiroon

2.pestoon maloon

3.short dar vakoonoon

4.kos lisoon

5.suck vazeitoon

6.roosh vamaloon

7.parde jeroon


Elahy beshiny roo joojeh tighy elahy bery ghazvin bandeh kafshet baz beshe elahy nokhod bokhory natoony begozy elahy shashet begitreh kamarbandet baz nashe elahy bery hamoom vajeby bekeshy ab ghat beshe elahy har kanaly bezany ahmady nejhad ro bebiny

 

 


marda 4 dastan:

1.zz:zan zalil

2.zsh:zan shahid

3.zh:zan halak

4.zzz:zer mizanan ke zan zalil nistan

 


be torke migan ba olama jomle besaz

mige:koskholama

 


to ra dar chahar divarie bazovanam arezoo daram

anghadr nazdik ke iek sayeh bashim na hamsaie

 


khejalat bekesh avalin barfe zemeztunam omad .khersi mesle to alan bayad to khabe zemestuni bashi na in ke gushisho bardare sms check kone


age be (kos =namak

1.short=namakdo0on

2.dokhtar=banamak

3.koskesh=namaki

4.kos nadide=namak nashnas

5.kose to0op= namak parvarde

6.jende=namak be haro0om

 


inja iran ast !

taajob nakonid !


Fehreste Daruhaye Jadid :

 

1.AmoxSucksicilin

2.ChooChool Metazon

3. Bezabegamet

4. Derazpam

5. Dulifix500

6. Bokonpelexe 1200


Khanoome Dashte Jadval Hal Mikarde Az Shoharesh Miporse Alate Tanasoliye Zan 2 Harfiye???

Shohare : Amoodi Ya Ofoghi?

Zan : Ofoghi

Mard : LAB!!!


nefrinhaye 2006 elahi har canali bezani ahmadi najad bashe


yavash ....

aaah ..

oyyyyyyy....

okh ...

feshar nade dard dare , tof bezan , aayyy , kash ghable aroosimoon migofti , ayyyyy , belakhare raft , che angoshtare tangi


az torke miporsan az key aragh khori ro shoroo kardi

mige az vaghti zire baghale zanamo lisidam !!!!


elahi adrekni passan termi, be nomraten 10i va gahan 12i.

va hefzan men mashroti va gheibata ostady va laghva emtehani

elahi madady passan vahedy men termel hazery....


to ke in hame ede'aye refaghat mikoni!

to ke in hame ba ham hal kardim,

in hame noono namake hamo khordim,

hosne niyat neshoon bede o

oon gooshi ke dasdete bokon too koonet

 


chikar kardy in hame tarafdar peida kardy

harjaye shahr miri ye nafar ye tablo gerefte dastesh ke esme to rooshe

!!!GOOSFANDE ZENDE


elahi to bemiri man namiram... sare ghabret biam party begiram... elahi sorkhako orion begiri... tabe malto balaye joon begiri... elahi az saret ta paat falaj she... kamaret beshkane , dastet saghat she... elahi hasbeo ms begiri... sare rahe      bimarestan bemiri... elahi koor beshi cheshmat nabine... bemiri,gom beshi,haghet hamine... elahi aasme type A begiri... hanooz ke zendee pas key mimiri?... elahi shohare eidzi begiri... befahmi ke dari az eidz mimiri... be dar bordi az inha jane salem... elahi darde bi darmoon begiri

 


3daste adaman ke taneshoon mikhare 1.oonayi ke cheshmak mizanan vali shomare nemidan 2.oonayi ke shomare migiran vali zang nemizanan 3.oonayi ke offato vase khodet mifrestan


ye soal mesle khore oftade be joonam, onam ineke : pedare pesare shoja ghabl az inke pesare shoja bedonya biyad esmesh chi bood?

 


Emrooz 4 shanbast, vase ghafel gir kardan amvat salavat!


Az rooze aval shookhi shookhi... shookhi jedi shod. shookhitarin jedie omram doost dashtanet bood va jedi tarin shookhi omram az dastdadanet bood!


Cheshmat mesle darya mimoone mizari joorabamo toosh beshooram?

 


mamanesho miporsan! Vaghti ezdevaj mikone hame migan che aroose khoshgeli! Vagti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh!!!

 


Az man porsid mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito, goftam zendegimo. Narahat shodo raft bichare nemidoonest hameye zendegime.


20 bar didamet. 19 bar behet khandidam. 18 bar be man akhm kardi. 17 bar az dastam khaste shodi. vali 16 bar dige say kardam va 15 jomle asheghoone ra 14 bar be 13 zaban va 12 lahje va 11 rooz va roozi 10 bar be komake 9 nafar be to goftam. ama to 8 bar ghahr kardi. 7 bar soorateto az man bargardoondi va man 6 bar barat mordam. 5 bar ghorboonet raftam va 4 bar nazeto keshidam. To 3 bar naz kardi va 2 bar khandidi va joonamo be lab resoondi ta 1 bar begi doostam dari!


Az darya porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Khoshkidan! Az gol porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft par par shodan! Az zamin porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Larzidan! Az aseman porsidan: Eshgh chist? Goft: Baridan! Az ensan porsidan: Eshgh chist? Nagahan nedaei az daroonash goft Jodaei!


Age ye roozi didi doro bareto khoon fara gerefte va khodet ham sar ta pa khooni hasti va hameja faghat khoon mibini, natars chon to too ghalbe mani!!!


Kasi ro baraye doosti entekhab kon ke oonghadar ghalbesh gonde bashe ke nakhay baraye inke too ghalbesh jayi dashte bashi khodeto koochik koni.


Omretoon 100 shabe yalda

Deletoon ghadde ye donya

Tooye in shabaye sarma

Yadetoon hamishe ba ma

Dele khosh bashe nasibet

Gham bemoone vase farda

Paeiz dare tamoom mishe, shemordane joojeha yadetoon nare!!!


Shadihayat be bolandie emshab va ghamhayat be kootahie emrooz! "Shabe Yalda Mobarak"


Doost dashtan, mesle pakone tahe medad! Ya enghadr delet nemiad azash estefade koni ta gom mishe! Ya enghadr gazesh migiri ta hichi azash nemimoone!!!


Har rooz ke migozasht khosh tiptar az gozashte mishod. Har mode jadid ke miamad mipooshid. Vaghti jeloye maghaze mi'istad va hame be oo khire mishodand va kheyli ehsase ghoroor mikard ba khande az khodash soal mikard: "Az ma mankanha khosh tiptar too donya hast?!"

 


Doostan bahre khoda ze ham jodaei nakonid

Ba doost be har hal bi vafaei nakonid

Ya anke yaki shavid ta akhare omr

Ya inke az avval ashenaei nakonid

 


Yek nasihat: movazebe khodet bash! Yek khahesh: qslan avaz nasho! Yek arezoo: Faramoosham nakon! Yek doroogh: Toro doost nadaram! Yek haghighat: Delam barat tang shode!


Eshgh, istadan zire baran va khis shodan ba ham nist. Eshgh anast ke yeki baraye digari chatri shavad va oo hich vaght nadanad ke chera khis nashod!

 


Adamha faghat dar yek chiz moshtarakand, motefavet boodan.


Esmat ra bar kooh neveshtam rizesh kard, roye ab neveshtam bokhar shod, roye kaghaz neveshtam pare shod, roye ghalbam... (Boro baba ba in esmet, inam esme to dari?)


Zendegi bedoone eshgh mesle shalvare bedoone keshe!

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Bozorgtarin badbakhti anast ke taghate keshidane bare badbakhti ra nadashte bashim.


Mobareze ast ke ghodrat bevojood miavarad na esterahat.


Ensan khod ra nemishenasad magar hengame faghr va badbakhti.


Kari ke gorg bezoor mikonad roobah be hile anjam midahad.


Dar koohestan kootahtarin rah, az gholle'ei be gholleye digar ast amma baraye gozashtan bayad pahaye deraz dasht.


Agar nemitavani gaz begiri dandanat ra neshan nade!


Vaghti eshgh miayad kasi nemibinad amma vaghti miravad hame mibinand!

 


Dirooze man ra soozandim baraye emrooz, emrooze man ra gozarandim baraye farda va fardaye man... Diroozi digar!!! In ast bazie pooche ma ensanha!


Zendegi zibast na be zibayie Haghighat, haghighat talkh ast na be talkhie jodayi va jodayi sakht ast na be sakhtie TANHAYI!


Mara andaki doost bedar vali toolani.


Doroogh shokoofe miavarad amma mive nadarad.


Dar mordabe doroogh gheyr az mahihaye morde chize digari shenavar nist.


Anche ke zibast aziz nist, anche ke aziz ast zibast. Say kon zibaei dar negahe to bashad na dar chizi ke be an minegari!

 

 

Ensan asheghe zibaei nemishavad, balke anche asheghash mishavad dar nazarash zibast.

 


Hich vaght del be kasi naband chon inghadr in donya koochike ke 2 ta del kenare ham ja nemishan... Vali age del basti hich vaght azash joda nasho chon in donya inghadr bozorge ke dige peydash nemikoni!

 


Azizam to dar ghalbe mani, to dar vojoode mani, to dar ragaye man jari hasti, to dar khoone mani... Raftam doctor, goftesh angal dari!


Eshgh: Faramoosh kardane khod dar vojoode kasi ke hamishe va dar hame hal mara beyad darad.

 


Naporsid keshvaretan che kari baraye shoma mitavand bokonad, beporsid shoma che kari mitavanid baraye keshvaretan bokonid.


God gave you 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, 2 hands to hold, but he gave you 1 heart, why? Because he wants you to find another one...


Bad az koshtane yek ankaboote dar sarmaye shab che tanhayam!


Rahe eshgh varzidan be chizi, in ast ke bedanim shayad az dasteman beravad.

 


Mohem nist agar zamin bokhori, mohem dobare barkhastan ast.


 

Be moshkelatetan bekhandid ta hamishe mozooei baraye khandidan dashte bashid.


Migooyand shisheha bi ehsasand, amma vaghti bar rooye shisheye bokhar gerefteye otagham neveshtam DOOSTET DARAM, be arami gerye kard...

 


Shadtarin afrad lozooman behtarin ro nadaran, oona faghat az oonche too raheshoon hast behtarin estefade ro mibaran!

 


Bogzar har rooz, royayi bashad bavar nakardani. Bogzar har rooz eshghi bashad dochar shodani. Bogzar har rooz bahane'ei bashad hayat bakhshidani.


Hichkas nemitoone be delesh yad bede ke nashkane! vali hadeaghal man yadesh dadam ke vaghti shekast labeye tizesh daste ooniro ke shekastesh Nabore!!!

 


Zendeegi ra doost daram na dar ghafas, eshgh ra doost daram na dar havas, to ra doost daram ta akharin nafas!!!

 


Dishab toro khab didam, ba lebase khoshrange narenji, oomadi dare khoonamoon har chi goftam bia too nayoomadi, migofti boro ashghalatoono biyar!!!


Dokhtarha dar kochiki asheghe aroosak va pesara asheghe mardaye mohkamo ghavi heykaland, amma vaghti bozorg mishan dokhtara asheghe mardaye ghavi heykal va pesara asheghe aroosakand!

 


Matarsak midanest ta oo zende ast kalaghha az gorosnegi khahand mord. Farda... Matarsak khod ra koshte bood! Oo taze kalaghha ra fahmide bood!!!

 


Yek mard hengami shekast mikhorad az pa dar nemiayad, hengami az pa dar miayad ke dast az mobareze mikeshad.


Naomidi nokhostin gam be sooye goor ast.

 


Jirjirak be khers goft: Asheghet shodam. Khers goft alan vaghte khabe zemestaniye man ast vaghti bidar shodam dar in bare sohbat mikonim. Vaghti khers bidar shod jirjirak ra nadid. Khers nemidanest jirjirakha 3 rooz omr mikonand!

 


zaman, bas kond migozarad baraye anan ke dar entezarand.

 


Ekhtar! Age in MSG ro bekhooni Virous Varede Maghzet mishe! Loading... 10% >>>>>>> 50% >>>>>>> 90% >>>>>>> 99% >>>>>>> ERROR!!! Maghzet Peyda Nashod!!!


 

Ze harja bogzarad taboote man ghogha be pa khizad, hame gooyand che sangin miravad in morde bas ke arezoo darad...

 


Dokhtara mese radio hastan, harchi bekhan migan harchi begi nemishnavan! Dokhtara mese limoo shirin hastan, avval Shirinan bad talkh mishan! Dokhtara mese kontore barghan, haraz chand gahi senneshoon sefr mishe! Dokhtara mese felezyaban harvaght az baghale talaforooshi rad mishan aksolamal neshoon midan!!!


Age too 2nya 100 nafar dooset daran bedoon avvalish manam. Age too 2nya 10 nafar dooset daran bedoon avvalish manam. Age too donya 1 nafar dooset dare bedoon oon manam. Age ye rooz hishki dooset nadasht bedoon man mordam!!!

 


Esmeto gozashtam GOL, Tarsidam pajmorde shi. Gozashtam KHORSHID, tarsidam goroob koni. Gozashtam joonam ke age khodaei nakarde rafti manam beram!


To khari, gavi, goosfandi, olaghi, bozi, shotori, khooki, asbi, sagi, toole sagi, ... Kollan heyvooni vase foroosh nadari?


 

Aseman ra doost daram be khatere safiyash. Sadaf ra doost daram be khatere morvaridash. Eshgh ra doost daram be khatere pakiyash. Madaram ra doost daram be khatere mehrabaniyash. Refigh ra doost daram be khatere marefatash. To ra doost daram bi anke bebinamet!


 

Ensanha hamvare dar lahzeye monaseb be makani miresand ke entezareshan ra mikeshand.

 


Ghorbane sedaghato safaye khodeman

Maeimo dele pako khodaye khodeman

Dar shahre shoma nemitavan ashegh shod

Bayad beravim roostaye khodeman!

 


Peyvaste be fekre koore rahi boodam

Dar jostojooye goriz gahi boodam

In berke baraye khabe man koochak bood

Man mahiye koochake siyahi boodam!


To belakhare be man nagofti che konam

Dar toore delam agar nayofti che konam

Ey eshgh biya'o kar ra yeksare kon

Ba in dele dasto pa cholofti che konam?


Ey kash kasi az asheghi boo bebarad

Del ra be shekare cheshme ahoo bebarad

Khaste shodam az khodam, kharidari koo?

Ta ghalbe mara be sharte cheghoo bebarad!

 


Dishab tamame khateram az naboodane mah viran bood, emrooz tamame sayeam az aftab viran ast!

 


Keshti dar sahel besiyar amn tar ast, amma be in khater sakhte nashode!


Lazem nist adam az koohi bala beravad ta befahmad boland ast!

 


Ensanha adamhaei hastand ke KHODA ra be faramooshi miseparand va tanha moghe'ei az oo yad mikonand ke dochare moshkeli beshavand...


 

Man be 2 chiz eshgh mivarzam yeki to va digari vojoode to. Be 2 chiz eteghad daram yeki khoda va digari to. Man dar in donya 2 chiz mikhaham yeki to va digari khoshbakhtiye to. Man in donya ra baraye 2 chiz mikhaham yeki to va digari baraye ba to moondan ta hamishe, DOOSTAT DARAM!


Zendegi bazi kardan ba varaghhaye khoob nist, balke khoob bazi kardan ba varaghhaye bad ast!


 

Man az khoda 1 gol khastam oon be man ye bagh dad. man az khoda ye derakht khastam oon be man ye jangal dad. Man az khoda ye doost khastam oon be man toro dad!


Motmaen bash too donya ye ghalb hast ke faghat baraye to mitape, oonam ghalbe khodete!!!


Yeki dashto yeki nadasht, ooni ke dasht to boodi va ooni ke to ro nadasht man boodam ! Yeki khasto yeki nakhast, ooni ke khast to boodi va ooni ke bi to boodan ro nakhast man! Yaki bood pas ki nabod! Yeki boodo yeki nabod, ooni ke bood to boodi va ooni ke nabood man man boodam! Yeki avardo yeki nayavard, ooni ke avard to boodi va ooni ke joz to be hich kas iman nayavard man bodam! Yeki bordo yeki nabord, ooni ke bord to boodi va ooni ke del be to bakht man bodam! Yeki gofto yeki nagoft, ooni ke goft to boodi va ooni ke dooset daram ro be hich kas joz to nagoft man bodam! Yeki mando yeki namand, ooni ke mand to boodi va ooni ke bedoone to nemitoonest ke bemoone man boodam! Yeki rafto yeki naraft, ooni ke raft to boodi va ooni ke be khatere to too ghalbe hich kas naraft man!!!


Khastam baraye az dast dadanat ashk berizam, didam tamame ashkhayam ra baraye bedast avardanat rikhtam!


Kasi ke doostesh dari sade az oon dast nakesh, shayad dige hich kasiyo mesle oon doost nadashte bashi. Az kasi ham ke dooset dare bi tafavot oboor nakon, chon shayad hich vaght hich kas toro mesle oon doost nadashte bashe!!!


Hamishe harfhaei hast baraye nagoftan va arzeshe vaghe'eiye ensanha be harfhaye nagofteye anhast.

 


Yeki to rast migi, yeki PINOKIO.

Yeki to mehrabooni, yeki KHERSE MEHRABOON.

Yeki to ghashang rah miri, yeki TENSIE TAXI 2.

Yeki moohaye to ghashange, yeki AN SHERLI.

Yeki khooneye shoma ghashange, yeki KHOONEYE MADAR BOZORGE.

Yeki to sefidi, yeki SEFID BARFI.

Yeki gooshhaye to ghashange, yeki GOOSHHAYE ZIZI GOOLOO.

Yeki to khoshgeli, yeki PALANG SOORATI.

Yeki to zebeli, yeki MALAVAN ZEBEL.

Yeki mano to ba ham khoobim, yeki TAMO JERI.


Khahi nashavi hamrang, Rosvaye jama'at sho!!!

 


Nagoo bare geran boodimo raftim...

Nagoo namehraban boodimo raftim...

Akhe inha dalile mohkami nist!

Begoo ba digaran boodimo raftim!!!


 

Azam porsid be khatere ki zende hasti? Ba inke doos dashtam ba tamame vojoodam dad bezanam "BE KHATERE TO", besh goftam: "BE KHATERE HICHKAS". Porsid: Pas be khatere chi zende hasti? Ba inke delam dad mizad "BE KHATERE DELE TO", ba ye boghze ghamgin behesh goftam "BE KHATERE HICHI". Azash porsidam: To be khatere chi zende hasti? Dar hali ke ashk too cheshash jam shode bood goft: Be khatere kasi ke be khatere hich zendast...

 


Barg az derakht khaste shode bood, paeiz bahane ast!!!

 


Migan ke: Age kasio doost dashte bashi, nemitooni too cheshash zol bezani, nemitooni doorisho tahammol koni, nemitooni behesh begi cheghadr doosesh dari, nemitooni behesh begi cheghadr behesh niyaz dari,vase hamine ashegha divoone mishan! (Vali age vaghean doosesh dari bayad begi ke az dastesh nadi!!!)

 


Ooni ke migoft joonesh be joonet bande, hala dare be geryehat mikhande! Ooni ke migoft bedoone to mimire, dooroogh mige delesh jense kavire... Dooroogh mige to goosh nade be harfash, nagoo hanooz mikhay bemooni bahash. Khiyal nakon bedoone oon mimiri, bezar bere nabashe joon migiri!!!


Behesh goftam mano cheghadr doost dari? goft andazeye setarehaye too asemoon! saramo bala kardam didam asemoon abriye!!!


Adamaye sar bezeir hichvaght too chale nemioftan vali az didane asemoone abi ham mahrooman!!!

 


Be KHODA nagooeid ke moshkelate bozorgi darid, be moshkelat begooeid ke KHODAye bozorgi darid!

 


Siahiye shab ra doost daram chon ham range roozegaram ast!

 


Har vaght ke khosh hal boodi aroom bekhand ke gham bidar nashe va har vaght ke narahat boodi aroom gerye kon ta shadi na'omid nashe...


Age ye rooz natoonesti gonahe kasi ro bebakhshi az bozorgiye gonahe oon nist, az koochikiye ghalbe toe!!!


 

If you should die

before me, ask if you

could bring a friend.


--  Stone Temple Pilots

If you live to be a hundred,

I want to live to be

a hundred minus one day,

so I never have to live

without you.


--  Winnie the Pooh

True friendship is

like sound health;

the value of it is

seldom known

until it is lost.


--  Charles Caleb Colton

A real friend

is one who walks in

when the rest

of the world walks out.

Don't

walk in front of me,

I may not follow.

Don't walk behind me,

I may not lead.

Walk beside me and

be my friend.

n     Albert Camus

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Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

Friendship is one mind

in two bodies.

--  Mencius


I'll lean on you and

you lean on me and

we'll be okay

--  Dave Matthews


If all my friends were

to jump off a bridge,

I wouldn't jump with them,

I'd be at the bottom to

catch them.


Everyone hears

what you say.

Friends listen to

what you say.

Best friends

listen to what you don't

say.


My father always used

to say that when you die,

if you've got five real friends,

then you've had a great life.;


Hold a true friend with both your hands.;

--  Nigerian Proverb

A friend is someone who knows

the song in your heart

and can sing it back to you

when you have forgotten

the words.;

n     Unknown


Pass this on to all of your FRIENDS,even if it means

sending it to the person that sent it to you.

And if you receive this e-mail many times from

many different people, it only means that you have

many FRIENDS. And if you only get it but once, do not be

discouraged for you will know that you have

AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND.


mikhai ghalbe mehrabooneto azam begiri;begir

age mikhai dastaie garmeto azam begiri;begir....

age mikhai negahe nazeto azam begiri;begir....

age mikhai eshgheto azam begiri;bashe begir....

ama toro khoda gitare aghie shamayizadaro azash nagir


se marhale az zendegi

marhale aval:namzadi;dast ro kos;lab ro lab;de beboos

marhale dovom:aroosi;kir to kos;lab ro lab;de bokon

marhale sevom:posht be posht;kon be kon;de begooz


midooni ghazvin chetor sham midan

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sandali mizaran vali sofraro rooie zamin pahn mikonand

 


bi to;mahtab shabi baz az an kooche gozashtam

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fekr nakon yade to boodam;kar nadashtam vel migashtam


age nioton koone toro midid onvaght manaye vaghe ee jazebe ro mifahmid.


 

ghanoone 6 nioton be revaiaty digar

har vaght didi ie chizi bar khalafe

jazebe zamin bala oomad ;soorakhe

kooneto begir farar kon


 

Raze Eshgh Varzidan :

1. Dast Too Dast

2. In Too Dast

3. Dast Too Oon

4. In Too Oon ))))

3. Midooni Shebahate Sineh & Pofak Chie!?

Har 2 Tash Male Bachehast...

Age Bozorgtara Bezaran....!!! ))))))

4. Salam Khooobi?

Dishab Khabeto Didam...Begoo Kheyr Bashe...

Ye Goooni Roo Dooshet Bood Pore Saat...

Be Hame Yeki Ye Saat Dadi...

Vali Bi Marefat Be Ma Ye ROB Bishtar Nadadi....

5. Va Angah EBRAHIM Farzande Khish Ra Bar Zamin Nahad Ta Sar Az Tanash Joda Konad...

Nagahan Neda Amad Ke Ey EBRAHIM Dast Negah Dar...

To Dar Moghabele DOORBINE MAKHFI Hasti... ))))))))

6. Ye Karikatorist KAN Ro Bedoone Soorakh Mikeshe Dar QAZVIN ( ) Be 3 Jorm Dastgiresh Mikonan :

1. Tashvishe Az'ane Omoomi !!!

2. Nashre Akazib !!

3. Tohin Be Moghaddasat !! )))))


Be Naghl Az Yek Qazvini :

Too Ketab Khoondam SIGAR Bade Dige Nakeshidam...

Too Ketab Khoondam MASHROOB Bade Dige Nakhordam....

Tooo Ketab Khoondam KAN Bade Dige KETAB Nakhoondam


Yek Havapeyma Ba 75 Sarneshin Dar Yek Ghabrestan Soghoot Kard!!

Emdad Garan Ta Konooon 542,453 Jasad Az Mahalle Hadese Biroon Keshidan... )))

Jostejooo Kamakan Edame Darad... )))


Zane Period : Jade Laghzande Ast

Zane Fahesheh : Oboore Kamioon Azad ))

Zane Hameleh : Ehtemale Soghooote Bahman

Zane Rashti : Azad Rah!


ta sag mikhastan baham arosi konan.......................ba ejazeie madar sagam pedar sagam va khahar bradari tole sagam va khode tokhme sagam bale

 


 

moallem az bacheha porsid: dar ayandeh mikhahid che kareh shavid? -- ahmad: man mikham nakhoda besham. -- ramin: man mikham doktor besham. -- sara: man mikham ye madare khob besham. -- reza: man mikham be sara komak konam.

 


 

cheraghe toilete torke kharab boode, mire toilet mige aaaaaah baz bayad az hefz berinam


zantia 82 rang meshki be

shomareye 75n427

tehran 14

bedoone rang shodegi ba 4 halghe lastike pahn,

system sotiye kamel, ring sport

va 10 mah bimeye kamel

tu kooonet!!


Divoone , Oghdeie , Sar be hava Efadei , Tarsoo , Daghoon , , , Ahmagh , Razl , Ashghal , Mozakhraf ..................shokke shodi ? hala 10 harfe avale 10 kalameyebalaro kenare ham bezar


farghe to ba ghalb midooni chie???????khoon mire to ghalb bar migarde to miri too ghalb bar nemogardi


sharmande mozahem oghat sharif shodam vali ye soal eyne chi dare mokh mano mikhore mishe beporsam pedar pesar shoja ghabl az be donya omadan pesar shoja esmesh chi bod??


akharin fatvaie marjae taghlid dar ghom

sader shod:ehtiate vajeb an ast ke mosafer

namaz ra dar ghazvin neshaste bekhanad


pishapish sale 85 ra tabrik migoim

 

anjomane bikarane sms baze moghime tehran

 


 

kheili dooset daram

ie rooz miam donbalet ; ba ham

mirim ie jaie door ke daste

kasi behet narese

ghor boonet ezraeel

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khastam esmeto bezaram gol

tarsidam pajmorde shi

khastam esmeto bezaram khorshid

tarsidam ghooroob koni

pas esmeto mizaram joonam ke

age rafty manam bemiram


yebar ye ARBBE 100 kilo0 bo0desh bad mire khatne miko0ne mashe 50 kilo0


age mardoonegi morde

age refaghat rang bakhte

age eshgh dige mana nadare

age donya pore namardiye

age aramesh dige faghat khabo royae

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to chikar dari , to kooneto bede


OLYMPICE JAGHE 2006E TEHRAN

dar reshtehaye zir sabte nam mikonad:

1-jaghe sorat

2-jaghe esteghamat

3-partabe abe kir

4-jaghe emdadi

5-jaghe Bidast

6-jaghe Saheli

7-jaghe timi

8-jaghe farangi

9-jaghe azad

10-tirandazi ba ab


A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a

great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you!!


turke mizane ye polico mikushe bad zang mizane 110 mige: he he he , hala shudin 109 nafar.

 


 

to behtarine zibatarine ideall tarin va monasebtarin ghorbone on cheshmat besham ke ba negahet arsh ro milarzone khob dige base az joloye aine biyam kenar.

 


 

 

midooni adade 25193 yani chi? yani inke miyay ma 2ta baraye 5 deyghe (1)yekishim va bad az 9 mah 3ta shim؟

 


 

 

teste konkoor

 

 

 

energye hasteyi haghe mosalame

 

 

 

mast 2) sar shir 3) dooghe aab ali 4)  atlas talayi

 


 

 

harshab gahbl az khabidan boro vozoo begir va ba kholoose niyat roo be gheble beshin va dastato biyar bala va 33 martabe begoo: Energye hasteyi haghe mosalame mast .

 


 

 

ye roz to safe noonvaei too ghazvin ye nafaro bargh migire 10 nafar mimiran

 

Aya midanid vajheye EHHMM ke dar W.C. be kar miravad mokhafafe chist ?

Energie

Hasteii

Haghe

Mosallame

Mast


Go 2 hell!!!

Just Go To Hell !!

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Because Only You Can Change Hell Into Heaven By Your SweetNess

when you open the door of your heart, you hear something like this : the bache daro beband too in sarma


miduni chera sorakhe kone dokhtara parde nadare vali az jolo parde daran? zira : khoda gar ze rahmat bebandad dari ze hekmat goshayad dare digari

 


kun dadan dar 4 ja mobah ast

1.bachegi

2.sarbazi

3.zuraki

4.marami

 

chakeretim ba maram


ghazvinie tooie kooche tang bacharo mikarde

polis mibinatesh mige chikar mikoni

mige khoda lanat kone shahrdario ; koocharo

enghadr tang misazan kire adam mire too

kooe bacheie mardom


arezoo mikonam mesle sange toalet betooni tahe dele mardomo bebini

sedaie deleshoon ro beshnavi va be deleshoon aramesh bedi


be taghvime emruz deghat karde bashid mibinid emruz 12/12 shamsi 3/3 miladi va 2/2 qamari ast.etefaqi besiar nader...

Arrivederci


yek adad Joke kheyli khande daaar ....

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hala baham boland bekhandin !

ey kosse amehatoon

bekhandin lashiaaa 14 toman poolesho dadam

in sms ro baraie 3 nafar befrest

1nafar koskhol

1nafar kooni

1nafar koongoshad

 

bad beshin fekr kon bebin khodet kodoom ieki

boodi ke man in sms barat ferestadam


lahazate shadi khoda ra setayesh kon

lahazate sakhty khoda ra jostejoo kon

lahazate aramesh khoda ra monajat kon

lahazate dard avar be khoda etemad kon

va dar tamame lahazat khoda ra shokr kon


 (((((((BOOM)))))

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....... SALE NO

 

NIST, MAN GOOZIDAM

 


SHEBAHATE HOGHOOGHE KARMAND BA ZANE PERIOD:

1. MAHIANE MIAD

2. SARE HAFTE TAMOOME

3. VAGHTI TAMOOM BESHE MIKONANET!!


AGE MARDOONEGI MORDE, AGE REFAGHAT RANG BAKHTE, AGE ESHGH DIGE MANA NADARE, AGE DONYA PORE NAMARDIE, AGE ARAMESH DIGE KHABE O ROYA, TO CHIKAR DARI , TO KOONETO BED

 


shebahathaie mobil va zan

1.pool haroom konan

2.barjestegihashoon ro baiad feshar dad

3.az zir baiad sharjeshoon kard

4.age sharzh nadashte bashan bahat harf nemizanan

 


size sootian az nazare pesara;70 tu roshte;80 tu moshte; 85 beheshte

90doroshte;100 baleshte


SHOARE MARDOME GHAZVIN DAR ROZE 22 BAHMAN:

KARIKATORISTE DANMARKI HAGHE MOSALAME MAST

 


akharin fatvaie marjae taghlid dar ghom sader shod:ehtiate vajeb an ast ke mosafer namaz ra dar ghazvin neshaste bekhanad


این را برای دوست دخترها یا دوست پسرای فابریکتون برفستین تا کف کنن:

A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you!!

torke shalvaresho baraks mipushe,nanash mige:elahi ghorbunet beram vaghty miri engar dari miai....

 

 


 

yeki be khoda mige 10000000 sal barat cheghadre? khoda mige 1daghighe, miporse 10000000 dolar barat cheghadre? khoda mige andazeye 1cent, migeh pas khoda 1cent be man bede, khoda mige bashe, faghat 1daghighe sabr kon


TORKE YE ZANARO SAVAR MIKONE

ZANE MIGE:AMAM AZ GERUNIE RUNO SINE

TORKE MIGE:LAPA HAM HAMINTOR

ZANE MIGE BITARBIAT!

TORKE MIGE:BABA LAPA, LOOBIA, ADAS


Salrooze veladate yegane monji alame masti va yegane akhtare tabnake asmane eysho noosh va eshgh o hal Zakaria Razi bar hameye alkol doostane 55% , 96% mobarak bad !


GHAZVINIE YE KOON MIZARE POSHTE VITRIN, GHEIMAT MIZANE 2 MILION TOMAN

MIGAN CHERA INGHADR GEROON?

MIGE MALE YE KHANOOM DOKTORE BUDE FAGHAT BAHASH MIGOOZIDE!!!

~> You Have 10 New Messages <~

 

 

1.  Tahala Fekr Kardi Chera Vaghti Tokhme Morgho Baghali Mikhori Ziad Bad Dar Midi?!

Ya Vaghti Ghahve Mikhori Dige Nemikhabi?!

Vali Vaghti Chaei Bokhori Hamash Jish Mikoni?!

Age Fekr Nakardi Dige Fekr Nakon...

Be In Fekr Kon Ke....Energie Hastei Haghe Mosallame Mast!! )))

 


2. Farghe Ye Porfessor Ba Ye Fahesheh Midooni Chie?!

Porfessor Kheyli Chiza Too Sareshe...

Vali Faheshe Kheyli Sara Too Chizeshe...!! ))))))))))))

 


3. Taraf Az 2khtare Miporse Esmet Chie?!

Mige FATEMEH Vali Baro Bax FATI Sedam Mikonan...

Mige Jeddi?!

Pas Khoob Shod Esmet KOSAR Nist...!!! )))))))

 


4. Khatar !!!

Agar In SMS Ro Bekhooni VIRUS Varde Maghzet Mishe…!

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Maghzi Peyda Nashod !! Begir Rahat Bekhoon ))

 


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